Damn near literally, in my case.
Git a rope, I say.
That's too good for her. I say she should be taken to the top Montgomery County Fire and Rescue Training facility in Gaithersburg where she will be "trapped" in the top floor of the building they use to train firefighters how to put out fires, except this time the fire will not be put out; and let her choose how she will end her life, as so many of the innocent victims in the WTC towers on September 11, 2001 had to do.
I guess now you know why I won't be running for public office anytime soon. I'm a little too extreme for this communist haven cesspool called Takoma Park.
Our city hall building is named after a deceased past mayor, Sammie Abbott, who was a vociferously proud card-carrying member of the Communist Party.