Posted on 03/11/2004 9:10:58 AM PST by doug from upland
http://ynucc.yeungnam.ac.kr/~bwlee/midi_i.htm
MIDI - I AM A ROCK - first version
A Winter Soldier...had been speaking before Congress
He was telling lies, big whopper lies
He had served his country, then turned against the troops
Everything that comes from this man's mouth is poop
Rocks in the head...he's no commander
What is a traitor? Someone who turns on his country
John Kerry, that is what you became
Why did you do it, Kerry...helped the Viet Cong
That you were not imprisoned is so wrong
Rocks in the head...he's no commander
A Winter Soldier...says he'd end the war on terror
The terrorists have been waiting for that day
John Kerry served his country, then turned against the troops
Everything that comes from this man's mouth is poop
Rocks in the head...he's no commander
This Winter Soldier...has been voting nay on each weapon
Just give him the chance...he will kill our CIA
He had served our land...turned against the troops
Now what comes from this man's mouth is really poop
Rocks in the head...he's no commander
He'd take us down the tubes...he is Fonda without boobs
This is the kind of thing that passes for humor at DU.
Ugh, please stop.
FLIP-FLOPPING AWAY ("Slip-Sliding Away")
Flip-flopping away, flip-flopping away
You know the more I hear about you, the more you're flip-floping away
Whoa and I know a man, he came from my home state
He uses his woman like an offering plate
He said Teresa, I live in greed
I love you for your money
That's all I'll ever need
Flip-flopping away, flip-flopping away
You know the more I hear about you, the more you're flip-floping away
I know a soldier who turned against his country
Whose very words reeked with lies and barratry
He said he and his fellows tortured and killed
He told all these lies upon his oath
And then was welcomed on Capitol Hill
Flip-flopping away, flip-flopping away
You know the more I hear about you, the more you're flip-floping away
And as the years dragged by and by
He took each position he could spy
Whoa he never could explain
How to be on both sides of every issue
And spin it later to say that it was all the same
Flip-flopping away, flip-flopping away
You know the more I hear about you, the more you're flip-floping away
Whoa Kerry only knows if Kerry has a plan
The information's unavailable to the mortal man
We're workin' our jobs, paying our tax
As he sells down the highway
And in fact he just stabs us in our backs
Flip-flopping away, flip-flopping away
You know the more I hear about you, the more you're flip-floping away
Flip-flopping away, flip-flopping away
You know the more I hear about you, the more you're flip-floping away
FLIP-FLOP MAN ("Nowhere Man")
He's a real flip-flop man
Living in his flip-flop land
Doesn't have a single plan
For nobody
Always has a point of view
Frequently he'll have two
Doesn't he sound just like you'd
Want him to be?
Flip-flop man (la la la), John Kerry
Take a stand (la la la), why should he?
Flip-flop man, thinks that we should be
At the UN's command.
He's a fake as he can be
Shows you want you want to see
Always hides from you and me
What he really is.
Always has a point of view
Frequently he'll have two
Doesn't he sound just like you'd
Want him to be?
Flip-flp man (la la la), don't you fret
Just keep sayin' (la la la) that you're a vet
Flip-flip man, the media will let
You slide on it.
He's a real flip-flop man
Living in his flip-flop land
Doesn't have a single plan
For nobody
BTW... if I can get contributors, I was thinking of setting up a portion of my personal website to be "The John Kerry Songbook" and then publishing the link back here at FR -- when I get it set up, would you like to have some or all of your parodies archived there?
I've got a preliminary version of The John Kerry Songbook up now (and boy does it need work!)
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