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To: shelterguy; Hillarys nightmare
I want to marry myself.

But if I get a divorce, who gets the house?
18 posted on 03/10/2004 2:30:40 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (Intellectuals exist only if you believe they do. ©)
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To: JoJo Gunn
Your feminine side.
19 posted on 03/10/2004 2:31:20 PM PST by FreedomAvatar (If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate)
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To: JoJo Gunn
I want to marry myself.

If you marry yourself, do each of you get to claim the other one as a dependent. Suddenly - one personal exemption becomes four!!!

Hoo! Ya!

50 posted on 03/10/2004 7:38:23 PM PST by reg45
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To: JoJo Gunn
I want to marry myself.

Better get a prenuptual agreement. If the relationship goes sour, there is no telling what you might do to yourself! You might love yourself now, but the relationship might get ugly and you could take yourself for all you're worth . . .

55 posted on 03/12/2004 8:07:30 AM PST by BraveMan
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