[radiohead]

It's not like she let the alligator drive or anything.

LOL! What I want to know is, do a lot of kids in Florida carry electrical tape w/them?

The lawyer is me says somebody was beggin' for a lawsuit. The mom in me says. "How could you let my kid do something so dangerous?" The mom of a boy in me says, "Oh well, just make sure that tape is tight."

[mean lunch lady]

"Do a lot of kids in Florida carry electrial tape with them?"
Don't be foolish, the smart kids all have duct tape, it's much better.