DFU SONG: Time in a Bottle (Kerry is Ted without the Seagram's bottle)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://www.wtv-zone.com/LooneysFarOutPlace/Looneys-Far-out-music.html

MIDI - TIME IN A BOTTLE - scroll down to find the MIDI

He's Ted without the Seagram's bottle...a Northeastern liberal for sure
He is so, so far left that we barely can see him...believe me his motives aren't pure

At least he has not drowned a mistress...though RATS would forgive that, it's true
He is vile and he lies and he cannot be trusted...he'd tax all your money from you

You should know that if he's chosen commander...for this nation it is going to be scary
Al Qaeda put the message out...that terrorists from everywhere want Kerry

At first, he's against homo marriage...then he says to let states decide
He fought for this nation...then traitorous actions had caused fellow soldiers to die

You should know that if he's chosen commander...for this nation it is going to be scary
Al Qaeda put the message out...that terrorists from everywhere want Kerry

He's Ted without the Seagram's bottle...he voted to gut CIA
We don't make a weapon that he would approve of...do not let this scum win the day

(There is no effin way...there is no effin way)

[doug from upland]

I borrowed the line from someone that Kerry is Kennedy without the bottle. Did that come from Hugh Hewitt? Does anyone know?

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

Doug:

You have me and my wife rolling on the ground laughing once again!

Thanks.

CGTGOC

[doug from upland]

It's better to be rolling around on the ground laughing than rolling around drunk like Teddy.