Future Press Conference ??

President: And so, in conclusion,the massing of Iranian troops on the Iraqi border,the invitation from Iraqi Shi'ites to invade their country,the furnishing of large numbers of nuclear-tipped missiles to the members of the new Syria/Iran/Pakistan Islamic Alliance by Pakistan -all these things constitute a grave threat to the peace of the world.

Helen Thomas: Mr. President,you still haven't told us what you are going to do about the Gay Wedding Crisis ! When are you going to send in Federal Marshals to compel those holdout clergy to sanctify these unions?

Howard Snidely: Yes ! And what about Federal housing allowances for Gay couples ? What are you going to do about that ?

I would love to see every press conference, a conservative reporter--are there such?--hand Helen Thomas a roll of purple socks at the beginning of the conference--and then point to his open mouth illustrating insertion.

Follow up press conference from an unknown bunker...(Helen Thomas)..Mr President!...Now that our country has been attacked with nuclear weapons of mass destruction...Can you please explain your past compulsive obsession with shooting down the gay agenda and pandering to the conserative right when it is now obvious that you should have been concentrating on shooting down the missles that were launched against us!...and to add insult to injury...it is now patently obvious that the vast right-wing conservative conspiritors own all the bombshelters!!.. designed and built by Halliburton I might add, but that is a topic for independent investigatiors that I will adress later....Now.. the pertainant question for you today is ...What do you have to say to the thousands of gays and their liberal backers that are dying daily because of lack of federal funding for afordable bomb shelters?.....(Pres. Bush) Helen, your sharp and persistant questioning deserve an answer....Let them eat cake....yellow cake...Next!

Follow up press conference from an unknown bunker...(Helen Thomas)..Mr President!...Now that our country has been attacked with nuclear weapons of mass destruction...Can you please explain your past compulsive obsession with shooting down the gay agenda and pandering to the conservative right when it is now obvious that you should have been concentrating on shooting down the missiles that were launched against us!...and to add insult to injury...it is now patently obvious that the vast right-wing conservative conspirators own all the bomb shelters!!.. designed and built by Halliburton I might add, but that is a topic for independent investigators that I will address later....Now.. the pertainant question for you today is ...What do you have to say to the thousands of gays and their liberal backers that are dying daily because of lack of federal funding for affordable bomb shelters?.....(Pres. Bush) Helen, your sharp and persistent questioning deserve an answer....Let them eat cake....yellow cake...Next!

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