ZOT!!! Bush for four more! Learn to Love it

[Party Like its 1992]

It's really already a conclusion. Bush will win, AND HOW (Go President BUSH!). He may WIN all 50 states. Everyone with a clue knows how incompetent and corrupt Kerry and his cronies are. I mean, all of us have had it with all this senseless talk of appeasement and recession. Yuck!

Now, I know many of you have this unhealthy fascination with this awful guy. It's likely to be extremely depressing for you in November. Now, I wouldn't want to see any of you do anything foolish. Please bookmark thread to help tide you over during your period of grief

Better yet, instead of feeling sad, think about how wonderful FOUR MORE YEARS will be. With Bush in and Kerry on a one way ticket back to Mass. So invest some money and have some fun. Bush for four more. Learn to Love It!

[King Prout]

the history indicates a minor disagreement among the Almighty Mods.
The thread seems to have yo-yod into and then out of the Abyss.

[Old Sarge]

Ah.

Thanks.

I'm out here on maneuvers, and can't catch up to things as much.

The kids are boarding the black helicopters tonight...

[King Prout]

have fun. try not to top any trees, 'k?

[tet68]

Autumn's falling leafs,
Democrat's victory hopes,
Rot under the snow.

[King Prout]

*applause*
(nitpick - you forgot the "--" longpause designator)

[Arrowhead1952]

The mods pull the thread to edit some of the content, or whatever and then repost it for us to have fun. That happened to me sometime ago too. The account is also banned or suspended.

[Old Sarge]

HEY, Boss!

How's your drill?

[MeekOneGOP]

Bu-bye, Party Like its 1992. You party animal you !

Viking Kittens - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song

[MeekOneGOP]

It's dead, Jim.

[glock rocks]

[537 Votes]

When Bush earmarked $87 billion of taxpayer money to 'rebuild' Iraq, he said good-bye to any hope of job recovery in time for the 2004 election.

Oh, and a War on Iraq is not the same as a War on Terrorism. Next time you're pumping gas, ask yourself this simple question: "I wonder if Bush's and Cheney's oil friends benefitted from the destruction of Iraqi oil production?"

[MEG33]

Great..You're playing our song!

[MEG33]

Unemployment is the same as Jan.96.

[Zechariah11]

What does Zott mean?

[trussell]

Be gone Troll

[King Prout]

Next time you're pumping gas, ask yourself this simple question: "I wonder if Bush's and Cheney's oil friends benefitted from the destruction of Iraqi oil production?"

hrmn.

when the gas prices skyrocket during the summer and autumn months, and the crude-oil prices are shown to have risen, ask yourself whether our dear friends in mohammedland are trying to get Bush deposed.

[MEG33]

The mod put Zot up there to obliterate the troll.Zot is a term taken from some comic book character and used to stamp out the troll.The Viking Kittens is the theme song of the Zotters.Lightning strikes are a favorite"Zot".

One has to click on history to get the original message at times.The mods changed this from Kerry to Bush winning.

[King Prout]

ON THE NATURE OF ZOT!

"What actually happens when a zot happens?"

Are you sure you wanna know?

Ok. The rest of you, I thought you might find this amusing. Here y'go:

The first thing that happens is that the troll's daddy and its other daddy feel that "special way" about each other.

Then, about nine months later, the stork does a flyby of the expectant parents - but not just any stork, no... this is a SPECIAL stork. A leprous, blighted, tattered, pus-dripping noxious braindead zombie stork, bearing its bundle of oozing misery - the gurgling drooling idiotic leftist democratic meatpuppet we know as the "troll".

Then, some decades later, when the troll matures (should I say, instead, "ripens"?) to the mental age of three, some benevolent but misguided soul shows it how to operate a net-linked computer when the circus freakshow keeper is not paying attention.

In a virtual case of water (though "water" is not precicely the fluid I mean) seeking its own level, the troll automatically finds its bumbling way to that hot-spot of all drooling retards, democrappicundergrown.compostheap.

The troll is so delighted to at long last be among wits of its own base level that it dissolves in a feculent bubbling mass of outgassing putrescence. When it re-coalesces in its new blighted environs, it takes the form and function best suited to the Elite Masters of its race - the mindless slobbering sightless clammy-fisted eunuch known publicly by many names (Deaniac being one, Clintoonista another, and a more recent species called a JKoff) but known privately to their owners as "useful idiots."

These useful idiots are spewn forth like the gibbering overflow of a well-used and fermented satanic port-o-let, to contaminate, stain, and stink up the more wholesome and cleanly realms of the internet, so that the great old ones - Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Unmentionable One (Teddy Kennedy) among them - can spread their glandered dominion ever farther.

Such purulent squamous masses soon or late wash up upon our shores.

They invariably burble their flatulent war cries.

This sudden gust of methane and stinks of less describable nature rouse the denizens of this fair land to wrath and vengeance.

Cruel and merciless warriors known as the Viking Kitties descend upon the hapless blob of noisome jelly, gashing it with barbs of wit and pith.

Such martial valor alerts the Almighty Mods of this land.

Jove thunders.

Lighning strikes! (ZOT!)

Methane emanations ignite!

And they detonate, flashing into an expanding pink mist of DUh.

There you have it, then. The short (and postable) version.

[trussell]

Hope you enjoy your Birthday!!

[MeekOneGOP]

hahaha ! Now THERE'S a city with a sense of humor ! ;^)