To: kattracks
Um...a thought just hit me. Conspiracy??? Threatening to throw the gay mayor and newlyweds in jail for breaking the law?!?! THROWING A GAY GUY IN JAIL FOR GAY MARRIAGE?
ISNT THAT LIKE A FREE HONEYMOON?!?!
Hooooray! I now pronounce you man and man! You may kiss the groom! Wooo-wooo-wooo here comes the policeman! Wooo-wooo-woooo and for your honeymoon, we're sending you to prison for a week! Yay!
To: Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh
To: Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh
LOL, your post reminds me of a death-penalty closing argument I once heard a prosecutor give. The perp had been found guilty of capital murder, and then they'd had the penalty phase, and it was getting to be time for the jury to decide btw life in prison, or death. This particular perp happened to be homosexual; I believe the crime was related to a homosexual trick or one-night-stand, so there'd been evidence on that subject. The prosecutor said (among other things) "Ladies and gentlemen, sending this homosexual to prison for life is like sending a baby to a candy factory!!"
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