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My Messiah is Cooler Than Yours
The Dartmouth Review ^ | 3/5/04

Posted on 03/05/2004 8:34:11 PM PST by Zunt Toad

Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ opened Wednesday, and, as expected, most of the average columnist’s pre-release complaints were bunk. Yes, the Jews are portrayed rather harshly. But so is everyone else, and I’m pretty sure that’s the point. I haven’t been to Sunday school since second grade, but I think all the merciless beating of that guy on screen was because of our sins. Maybe that’s just my self-loathing Roman Catholic background, right?

The movie’s details were unimportant for those looking to bash conservative Christianity. Dartmouth Professor Nancy Crumbine sent an e- mail warning her students the day before the film’s release, suggesting they read former-priest James Carroll lambasting Gibson in the pages of the Boston Globe: “He is particularly well qualified as both a theologian and historian to comment on this movie,” she wrote. Once, when controversial films were produced, professors suggested their students watch them and make their own decision. Now: Save your $8 admission ticket and get a free brainwashing. Why bother seeing the film when former Father Carroll will judge Gibson for you?

The truth is James Carroll isn’t particularly well qualified to comment on anything. The drivel he publishes in his regular Boston Globe column demonstrates a keen ability for moral equivalency. In an anti-Iraq war column entitled “America the Destroyer,” Carroll equates the “shock and awe” campaign with terrorism and begs your average pro-war American to consider the damage to Washington, DC if we were on the receiving end. An interesting question, I suppose, if America were a fascist dictatorship ruled by human shredding machines.

For his review of Gibson’s film, in between the usual anti-Semitic complaints, Carroll chimed in on the Passion’s violence. The film is, no doubt, very graphic, but Carroll wrote that many scenes are “approaching the pornographic.” Perhaps he never saw Under Siege when Steven Seagal beat a man to death with his own dislocated arm. Violence in movies is a problem when it’s gratuitous and without intended intellectual reflection. The centerpiece of the Passion—the flogging of Jesus—is not your average Hollywood car chase or shootout, a few minutes of Technicolor explosions to keep the audience’s blood flowing. I’ll wager most audiences left the theater not wide-eyed with excitement, chanting “Christ killer,” but profoundly humbled. Humility might be the problem for people with Carroll’s faith. This isn’t a movie about me; this is a movie about Him.

Still, Carroll can’t get away from the violence, insinuating that the Roman soldier and bystanders are awed by Jesus’ ability to withstand great tortures. Perhaps he saw it without subtitles; the Roman soldiers’ awe is not merely because Jesus can “take it like a man,” but because he prays for his accusers and forgives their horrific misdeeds. The Passion’s Jesus isn’t a postmodern fuzzy-wuzzy Jesus. Gibson’s Jesus suffered, died, was buried and resurrected, something on which Carroll seems unwilling to reflect. Where’s the multiculturalism, the diversity? No scenes where Jesus, Mohammad, and Bubba Free John have a rap session, before joining hands and singing “Candle in the Wind.” No scene where Jesus explains to the kiddies that Christianity is only one color of the religious rainbow—pick and choose your faith depending on mood. If the disciple Peter was played by an Asian girl in a wheelchair and had shared a Q&A with special guest Hermes Fireroots, a Wiccan expert on the practical uses of Magick, Carroll would have given two thumbs up. Instead, Christians like Carroll and open- minded professors like Crumbine will struggle to keep the image of Christ in its politically correct form: A pretty cool long-haired guy with some craaazy ideas.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Massachusetts; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: bostonglobe; dartmouth; dartmouthreview; fathercarroll; gibson; jamescarroll; liberaldrivel; melgibson; moralequivalancy; nancycrumbine; nh; passion; passionofthechrist; politicalcorrectness; professors
Now why wouldn't a film featuring an obscure dead language not be popular with the Globe? Perhaps the choice of Aramaic was not the correct dead language. I cannot recall ever hearing Aramaic sound bites on NPR. Perhaps Aramaic isn't on the list...
1 posted on 03/05/2004 8:34:11 PM PST by Zunt Toad
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To: Zunt Toad
bump.
2 posted on 03/05/2004 8:48:21 PM PST by ambrose ("John Kerry has blood of American soldiers on his hands" - Lt. Col. Oliver North)
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To: Zunt Toad
Welcome to FR.
3 posted on 03/05/2004 8:50:14 PM PST by annyokie (There are two sides to every argument, but I'm too busy to listen to yours.)
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To: Zunt Toad
Kudos to the writer.
4 posted on 03/05/2004 8:51:07 PM PST by jungleboy
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To: jungleboy
Kudos to the writer.

The Dartmouth Review has had great talent over the years. Dinesh D'Sousa, Laura Ingraham and Peter Robinson (wrote the Reagan Berlin Wall Speech) are all alumni, but it doesn't get a lot of airtime on FR.

5 posted on 03/05/2004 8:54:59 PM PST by Zunt Toad (It is, as I have said sir, a small house...and yet there are those who love it.)
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To: annyokie
Thanks. I've been lurking a while, so I feel like part of the family, but I really don't have much time to post consistently.
6 posted on 03/05/2004 8:56:53 PM PST by Zunt Toad (It is, as I have said sir, a small house...and yet there are those who love it.)
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To: Zunt Toad
Great first post and FYI this is a tough crowd. I quit after a blistering attack some years ago and then came back.

I'm glad to have you here.
7 posted on 03/05/2004 9:00:04 PM PST by annyokie (There are two sides to every argument, but I'm too busy to listen to yours.)
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To: annyokie
Thanks, although actually, I think that this one might be a little better http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1091874/posts , and this one is certainly funnier http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1082957/posts !
8 posted on 03/05/2004 9:20:39 PM PST by Zunt Toad (It is, as I have said sir, a small house...and yet there are those who love it.)
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To: Zunt Toad
Let me guess: You attend Dartmouth? My favorite professor in grad school went to Dartmouth------and was one hell of a poker player!
9 posted on 03/05/2004 9:25:14 PM PST by annyokie (There are two sides to every argument, but I'm too busy to listen to yours.)
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To: Zunt Toad
Excellent!
10 posted on 03/05/2004 9:29:31 PM PST by walden
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To: annyokie
Jesus, Jesus, he's our man.

If he can't do it his old Man can.

Well, Jesus got it done.

We are blessed.

Now it's up to us.

11 posted on 03/05/2004 9:37:37 PM PST by smoothsailing (Eagles Up !!!!!)
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To: Zunt Toad
Really nice writing style, good ideas and a sharp wit. Assuming it was done by a student, he'll be a welcome addition to the punditocracy one of these days if that what he wants to do.
12 posted on 03/05/2004 9:37:41 PM PST by beckett
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To: smoothsailing
Too Funny!
13 posted on 03/05/2004 9:41:48 PM PST by annyokie (There are two sides to every argument, but I'm too busy to listen to yours.)
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To: Zunt Toad
Dinesh D'Sousa bump. I just finished reading "Letters to a Young Conservative" and recommend it to all.
14 posted on 03/05/2004 9:44:46 PM PST by perfect stranger ("Don't shoot – I'm Che! I'm worth more to you alive than dead!" Che Guevara October 1967)
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To: Zunt Toad
The last paragraph is solid gold.

I am amazed that youth in this nation are rebelling against the forces of fascism, political correctness, and socialist atheism. I am in awe that this is happening.

Passion’s Jesus isn’t a postmodern fuzzy-wuzzy Jesus. Gibson’s Jesus suffered, died, was buried and resurrected, something on which Carroll seems unwilling to reflect. Where’s the multiculturalism, the diversity?

15 posted on 03/05/2004 10:00:23 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: Zunt Toad
No scenes where Jesus, Mohammad, and Bubba Free John have a rap session, before joining hands and singing “Candle in the Wind.” No scene where Jesus explains to the kiddies that Christianity is only one color of the religious rainbow—pick and choose your faith depending on mood. If the disciple Peter was played by an Asian girl in a wheelchair and had shared a Q&A with special guest Hermes Fireroots, a Wiccan expert on the practical uses of Magick, Carroll would have given two thumbs up. Instead, Christians like Carroll and open- minded professors like Crumbine will struggle to keep the image of Christ in its politically correct form: A pretty cool long-haired guy with some craaazy ideas.


16 posted on 03/05/2004 10:09:22 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: smoothsailing
LOL!!
17 posted on 03/06/2004 7:52:16 AM PST by Valin (America is the land mine between barbarism and civilization.)
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To: Zunt Toad
Please keep posting:) Very thought-provoking article.
18 posted on 03/06/2004 8:04:58 AM PST by Sabatier
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