[at bay]

BTW, I was referring to your drinking problem. You have one right? Oh just a couple o' beers nightly, eh?

[Eaker]

You are so drunk that you are talking to yourself???

Pretty impressive. Now waddle into the kitchen for another beer.

PS: There are fat cops; to say that there isn't is to prove yourself a liar. Same with alcoholic cops.

[Madame Dufarge]

At last, an admission regarding your problem.

I'd suspected it, but thanks for the confirmation.