"Rat-tat-tat-tat! No, Joe! Pwease! Pwease don't kiwl me! I not VC. I friendly! Love baseball! Yankees!"
"No dice, Charlie. Eat lead! Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!"
"AAAaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!"
No joke. He's get to be mentally disturbed. Vietnam was decades ago, and it's all he can come up with.