WELL (drawing self up to all 5' 3 1/2") - now she has you hoodwinked, eh?
It's like this - she was The First, and while I got flour sack jammies with little flowers on 'em, 'she' got monogrammed ones!
Hers were pure white with 'Martha White' printed on 'em.
Wasn't until I was 7 and in skool that I learned that was not Sistah's name, but the name of the flour company.
She let me be ignurant all that time...