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Political Correctness for Teens (HUMOR)
JokesAndHumor.com ^ | March 3, 2004 | JokesAndHumor.com

Posted on 03/03/2004 5:52:02 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan

No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."

You don't talk a lot.. You're just "abundantly verbal."

You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."

It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."

The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: correctness; humor; pc; political; teens
Posted for your early morning enjoyment...
1 posted on 03/03/2004 5:52:04 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Tooters
Thanx for the smile. Now I can be politically correct when giving my kids their punishment of "temporarily detained for weekend"
2 posted on 03/03/2004 5:58:55 AM PST by codyjacksmom
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To: Tooters
Morning
3 posted on 03/03/2004 6:03:17 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Good morning, CG!
And the answer to your question is 54.
4 posted on 03/03/2004 6:06:36 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan (Michigan ROCKS! A petoskey stone is a good example)
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To: Tooters
Husband 54 Education ? 28 years of faithful service.

Heck he is 4 years older than me.

CG
5 posted on 03/03/2004 6:08:53 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)
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To: Tooters
Your teacher is not boring, he charismatically challenged.
6 posted on 03/03/2004 6:48:58 AM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (The word system implies they have done something the same way at least twice)
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To: Tooters
LOL! Bump
7 posted on 03/03/2004 8:18:46 AM PST by SAMWolf (I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?)
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To: Only1choice____Freedom
"...charismatically challenged..."

Good one!
8 posted on 03/03/2004 1:17:48 PM PST by MaryFromMichigan (Michigan ROCKS! A petoskey stone is a good example)
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