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3 posted on 03/01/2004 8:03:45 AM PST by Hodar (With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)

"Wait a minute! I know you, You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers."

"Sorry kid, you must have me confused with someone else."

"I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try ... except during the playoffs."

"The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!"