[pittsburgh gop guy]

This picture came from an article in today's Pittsburgh Post Gazette. Kerry is such a dork. He always looks uncomfortable. It does not matter what he is doing, Kerry looks like a dork!

[#3Fan]

"Oh no, here come those Viet Vets Against Kerry again, let's get the hell out of here!"

[Blue Eyes]

Secret Service Guy in the left side of the picture: "Hey Grandma, can you pick it up a little? We're in kind of a hurry!"

[Dallas59]

[mewzilla]

Run her home for me, would you? Then pick up my nooner.

[Brad’s Gramma]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS???? LOLOL!!!!!!

[barker]

Why does he have Secret Service protection now? Thought he didn't get it untill he is the official nominee.

[Vision Thing]

Even Teresa thinks Effin Kerry is a dork:

[Hildy]

Hey John, where's the flood???

[OESY]

[Sloth]

John Kerry & AOL: The Choice of the Ignorant Generation

[Outlaw76]

I think the sign says it all...

No stopping
(Going both ways)

It should have small print that says: "On all issues"

[MinuteGal]

Kerry practices to be a streaker at the next Super Bowl half-time. Justin Timberlake will rip Kerry's clothes off as the senator heads for midfield and glory.

(ewwwwwww!)

Leni

[maggief]

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator John Kerry (news - web sites) (D-MA) is closely covered by wire service and television photographers as he makes a leaping fingertip catch of a football while on the tarmac at Hartsfield International Airport in Atlanta, Georgia March 2, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Bourg U.S. ELECTION

[MinuteGal]

Byrd may be the King of Pork
But Kerry is the Duke of Dork

Leni

[sstaley]

"Whad'dya mean, no stopping? Do you know WHO I AM??"

[Destructor]

If you run, you'll only die tired!

[Extremist]

And in a photo-finish, the winner of the 2004 Tin-Man Triathlon is a long shot gilding from Boston!! Yes with a time of 2.5678654 seconds John F'in Kerry goes the distance!! But he now must face the Thoroughbred from Texas, George W. Bush. One can't help but remember Kerry's predecessors Walter "gee, I think I'll get a lezbo for my running mate" Mondale and Mike "this helmet looks good, right" Dukakis. It's gonna be a real horse race.. Just kidding folks, its gonna be a runaway! What will an out of work gold-digger like Kerry do after he suffers what will be perhaps the most embarrassing loss in political history? There's little doubt he'll have a permanent ketchup ring around his mouth.

[Papa Cannabrew]

Unfortunately, we have to be careful to keep all this focused on the issues. It's too easy for the left to come back with a clever retort. A quick search on google images came up with this: I found that in less than a minute. How difficult would it be to find many more that are similar or worse?

[R. Scott]

OH NO! There’s a Viet Nam Vet!

[finnman69]