[Conspiracy Guy]

I could do it if I had the original words.

CG

[Cincinatus' Wife]

First Verse:

Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?

Second Verse:

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

More Second Verse Responses:

Now two of us know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Now two of us know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

A few of us know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
A few of us know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

Now we all know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Now we all know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Good luck.

[alwaysconservative]

Well, the first verse goes like this:

Do you know the muffin man
The muffin man
The muffin man
Do you know the muffin man
Who lives on Drury Lane?

They did a great spoof of it in the movie "Shrek" with a gingerbread cookie. I thought it might include Kerry's famous (or infamous) and snooty line to the little people in his world: "Do you know me?" And the part about living off his wife. Thanks!