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To: Conspiracy Guy

Well, the first verse goes like this:

Do you know the muffin man
The muffin man
The muffin man
Do you know the muffin man
Who lives on Drury Lane?

They did a great spoof of it in the movie "Shrek" with a gingerbread cookie. I thought it might include Kerry's famous (or infamous) and snooty line to the little people in his world: "Do you know me?" And the part about living off his wife. Thanks!

44 posted on 02/27/2004 5:12:06 AM PST by alwaysconservative (If it weren't for double standards, Democrats would have no standards at all.)

To: alwaysconservative

I'm on it, may take a while.

CG

46 posted on 02/27/2004 5:20:57 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (No words were harmed during the production of this tagline.)

To: alwaysconservative

The structure is too limiting. If I break the structure I can cover more.

But 2 verse per existing structure follow.

1st Verse

Do you know me, the Waffle Man
The Waffle Man, the Waffle Man,
Do you know me, the Waffle Man,
I live off of my Wife.

2nd Verse

Yes I know you, the Waffle Man
The Waffle Man, the Waffle Man,
Yes I know you, the Waffle Man,
That lives off of his Wife.

Here is my favorite Kerry poem..

Kerry

I thank you for your service,
Way back in Viet Nam.
But that is no free ticket,
To let you pull this scam.
You spit upon our nation,
Betrayed our young brave men.
You called them baby killers,
It’s not true now, nor then.
I’ll vote for Bush this coming fall,
And pray you'll go away.
If you should win, we all will lose,
That's all I have to say.

Conspiracy Guy 2/16/4

48 posted on 02/27/2004 5:31:06 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (No words were harmed during the production of this tagline.)

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