To: nuconvert
Are they sure he is dead? He is a lawyer so they need to double-check. Just wave a $100 in his face and I bet he jumps up and is OK.
To: isthisnickcool
He is a lawyer so they need to double-check. Just wave a $100 in his face and I bet he jumps up and is OK. Not if he was stuck in the behind with a Bulgarian umbrella.
13 posted on
02/26/2004 9:14:38 AM PST by
archy
(Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT! Done dirt cheap! Neckties, contracts, high voltage...Done dirt cheap!)
To: isthisnickcool
He is a lawyer so they need to double-check. Just wave a $100 in his face and I bet he jumps up and is OK. Not if he was stuck in the behind with a Bulgarian umbrella.
14 posted on
02/26/2004 9:14:59 AM PST by
archy
(Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT! Done dirt cheap! Neckties, contracts, high voltage...Done dirt cheap!)
To: isthisnickcool
He is a lawyer so they need to double-check. Just wave a $100 in his face and I bet he jumps up and is OK. Not if he was stuck in the behind with a Bulgarian umbrella.
15 posted on
02/26/2004 9:15:16 AM PST by
archy
(Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT! Done dirt cheap! Neckties, contracts, high voltage...Done dirt cheap!)
To: isthisnickcool
He might be able to fake it for only $100.
Better to drive an ambulance by with flashing lights on and sireen blaring.
17 posted on
02/26/2004 9:16:49 AM PST by
citizen
(Write-in Tom Tancredo President 2004!)
To: isthisnickcool
Only $100?
The corpse would probably slap you and demand $200!
We are talking about a lawyer here...
21 posted on
02/26/2004 9:19:44 AM PST by
TSgt
(I am proudly featured on U.S. Rep Rob Portman's homepage: http://www.house.gov/portman/)
To: isthisnickcool
Are they sure he is dead? Not sure. He'll be billing for another month-and-a-half!
68 posted on
02/26/2004 10:43:45 AM PST by
bondjamesbond
(You can't put the shit back in the horse.)
To: isthisnickcool
"Are they sure he is dead?"Bet he still votes.
73 posted on
02/26/2004 11:47:54 AM PST by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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