Once in seminary we were assigned two readings and asked to select one of them to "write up". One of the readings was by an ex-nun, who posited that Jesus was actually female. The other reading was by a black theologian who posited that Jesus was really black. Having read them both, I wrote and submitted a paper which I titled "Was Jesus the first Aunt Jemima"?
I was offered counseling, which I declined. ;^)