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Morning. I changed my Zot City song Parody to.

John Kerry (sung to the tune of Surf City)

1st Verse

I vote like I’m a whore.
I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm dumb as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And I’ll vote for John Kerry
Cause he is the one.
Yeah I’ll vote for John Kerry
I don’t own a gun.
And when I vote for John Kerry
I don't want a job.
I'll just Vote for John Kerry,
And remain a slob, Now.
I vote like I’m a whore!

2nd Verse

When I vote for John Kerry,
It’s because I’m not thinkin.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
I hate my mom and my dad,
My brain is rotten and stinkin.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
I have no logic at all,
Don’t make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And I’ll vote for John Kerry
Cause he is the one.
Yeah I’ll vote for John Kerry
I don’t own a gun.
And when I vote for John Kerry
I don't want a job.
I'll just Vote for John Kerry,
And remain a slob, Now.
I vote like I’m a, I vote like I’m a whore!
Ah ouuuuuuuuh ah ouhh ah ouuuuuuuuh

Conspiracy Guy 3/5/4