Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

!!!!!!!!!

i've got a great idea. let's offer to divorce the damnyankees. then W can be our president & john (i luv hanoi jane) kerry can be the president of the Socialist States of Amerika.

everyone WINS!

free dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"...let's offer to divorce the damnyankees."

As I seem to recall, we've made that offer once before and they didn't much cotton to it...reckon since the invention of air conditioning, they'd be even less in favor of the idea!! I like the idea of granting the New England states over to Canada, though, we'd do just fine without 'em!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yo, FBD...tell us about yer visit with Judge Moore last night!! Stand watie saw him at James Madison Univ. a few weeks back and gave him rave reviews!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Guiliani: Bush's Dream Ticket!!"

"US PRESIDENT George Bush is ready to pull off the biggest shock of this year’s election campaign by naming Rudy Giuliani as his running mate at the Republican convention in Manhattan in September."

Won't happen...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

WHAT: Richmond Conservative Forum
WHEN: Tuesday, March 2, 2004 at 7:00 pm
WHERE: The Fox & Hounds British Pub, 10455 Midlothian Turnpike in the Pocono Green Shopping Center across the street from Tripp's

Sounds like fun...MUD

[xyz123]

Hey xyz, you gonna be able to join us?!

90% chance I will be there.

Work's so crazy now, what with a new basketball arena to build in C'ville and all, anything could come up to keep me tied down in my cube at the last minute.

[Mudboy Slim]

That's a beautiful B-ball palace yer workin' on, my FRiend, but we'd love to have ya on the 9th, if you can make it.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

[FBD]

>:"Yo, FBD...tell us about yer visit with Judge Moore last night!! Stand watie saw him at James Madison Univ. a few weeks back and gave him rave reviews!!"<

I will, over here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1087954/posts?page=1

[stand watie]

you can say that again!

and i'd send the NM,AZ & CA folks to Mexico!

of course, you know i'm fast becoming a patriot of both Le Republique Quebecois AND Los Estados Unidos de Azatlan!

their countries formation will make our departure easier.

free dixie,sw

[stand watie]

you can say that AGAIN!

free dixie,sw

[sultan88]

So...this is a re-run?? On poat 88??

[Mudboy Slim]

A re-run?! I repoated and reformatted the heck outta that one!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I just want to see Bush reelected."

Yea, me too...

"If it helps Bush's chances having someone else on the ticket then so be it. Maybe JC Watts would be better than Guiliani. If by naming a new Veep increases Bushes chances in November then it is a good thing."

Maintaining stability is even better, imho...Cheney's been a very positive influence so far, let's go with him fer another four years!!

"The election is too close to take chances on. Bush can name Cheney to a cabinet post or something. It seems like it is a win win."

I've yet to see any evidence whatsoever that Cheney's a drag on the ticket...make that available afore we go too far in squashin' a successful team!! Cheney's an important conservative cog in the Dubyuh wheel from what I can gather!!

"I still will vote for Bush either way though. It is scary to think that people would choose not to vote for W over this trivial matter."

While I'd rather eat glass than to do anything to elect Hanoi John as the next Commander-in-Chief, I ain't fer sure votin' fer Dubyuh...he needs to earn this RadicalRightWinger's vote!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW..."I can't imagine a President Kerry. It will be the worst thing for the Country."

Me neither...

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lowerin' the Bar on Profiles in Courage!!"

Worth ponderin', my FRiends...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

[Aerosmith TWIN-SPIN!!...Aerosmith TWIN-SPIN!!]

"FReep On!!"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dream On")

EX-Prez'dent's Slime...HildaBeast, how Slick fears her.
All these lies, but the Truth's gettin' clearer...
Slick Willie's SCUM!!
Bill, yer SLime!...You've lied, now be gone...
Isn't that the way? Can anybody trust the foolish words you saayyyyy?
Yeah...I know nobody knows why you strayed, but you must go!!
We know Lib'rals believe, those fools ain't gotta clue... they'll learn!!

All Bill's life's been a joke that enrages...
Bought and sold by Commies from Asia!
You know it's true...
Sliiiickkk...all these crimes lead back to you...
Folks, sing with me, no need to fear,
With all these scandals, Slick'll do ten years!
Sing with me, we'll win the day,
No need for sorrow, the Good Lord'll make Bill pay...
Ayy-yeahhh...

Yeah...sing with me, don't shed no tears,
Sing for your daughters, make sure Slick hears!!
Sing with me, fight for the day...
Ignore TeeVee polls, Good FReepers'll put Bill away-ay-ay-ay.

FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until our dream comes true!
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until it's Bill who's screwed!!
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on...
Aghhhhhh...
Sing with me, force out Left's SCUM...
Sing for our Freedom and sing for our sons!
Sing with me, whaddaya say?
Maybe tomorrow, Bill Clinton we'll INCARCERATE!!
Sing with me, and later next year,
Libs shall be slaughtered, destroyed for years!
Sing with me, Mudboy don't play...
Maybe tomorrow, Presidents'll mean what they say!!

FReep On, folks, FReep on!!

1 Posted on 08/15/1999 19:51:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim

and...

* * TWIN SPIN * * TWIN SPIN * * TWIN SPIN * * TWIN SPIN * *

"Vile Corruption"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")

Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'...
I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares...
Writing these songs, but nobody hears.
You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear,
That scumbag, Willie, Slick's Dethronement's Near!!

Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent,
But his power base's gone...China money's all spent!
Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar...
But with Chris Cox's Report...Clinton's term will expire!

Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...
Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr,
Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!"
Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide...
The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied!
Tyranny!!!!!!

So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass...
But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's ass!
That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man...
But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!! Oww!!!!

Mudboy Slim

5 Posted on 08/15/1999 20:20:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

MORE THAN A FEELING
Boston

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
Turned on some music to start my day
I lost myself in a familiar song
I closed my eyes and I slipped away

It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Till I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away

So many people have come and gone
Their faces fade as the years go by
Yet I still recall as I wander on
As clear as the sun in the summer sky

It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Till I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away

When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped awa y. She slipped away.

It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Till I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"What Good Am I?!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I")

What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or WE'LL RE-IMPEACH!!!

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Tyranny"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")

At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!

Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!

Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.

Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATS Beware!!

Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.

FReegards...MUD

5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Hunnerd...MUD