Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

She's just like a penguin in bondage boy.

CG

[international american]

12 that aren't fags:)

[sultan88]

"I just think I'm hangin' out with a buncha moochers!!" Mudboy Slim >?< Ummmm, Sultan? See *anything* wrong with that quote?

Caught my attention, too. It surely did. I think it's called irony.

[sultan88]

"He warned the battle would be long, That many would forget. That some would say, let’s just move on, Not him, his mind was set."

Great lines, CG. Beautiful poem.

[international american]

I am planning on being there this summer. I am going to Virginia, South Bend, IND.Charlotte, North Carolina, and Alabama. See you this summer.
Best, IA

[Miles Vorkosigan]

Are you thinking of twelve in particular, or just saying that there are extremely few? (Sorry, but it's hard to have a sense of humor in the Hell the Democrats have made of this formerly mighty nation).

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks, I'd back him on this alone.

CG

[international american]

Nice to meet ya....John Warner is a ho:)

[international american]

All I meant was that in the USA there are 12 straight lefty guys. Do not despair...we will win in 04. Kerry is like an old aging whore, with more baggage than Paris Hilton:)

best, IA

[sultan88]

"...John Warner is a ho..."

Man, we are in total agreement there!. Hey MUD, can you conjure up our ode to "Big Bad Jawn"??

[international american]

JUST DAMN!!! KUDOS!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks

[international american]

You is on a roll!

[Conspiracy Guy]

you're too kind

[international american]

Ize ok in a pinch:)





Good Vibrations

[international american]

""Big Bad Jawn"??"


Jimmy Dean? I wuz pretty young:)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Quit trying to give me earworms.

[Landru]

"She's just like a penguin in bondage boy."

HA!!

Funny thing.

...what we remember, eh?

[Landru]

"I think it's called irony."

{g}

...& methinks you're absolutely right.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Must be all the pot.

CG