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Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"
The MudCave
| 23 February 2004
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: iceskater; sultan88; Mudboy Slim; Corin Stormhands; jla; Flora McDonald; hchutch; AdSimp; ...
Hi folks,
No guarantee this for real, but I do know the person who emailed it to me. Thought I'd pass it along just to be safe.
Subject: Fw: Gang Initiations > PLEASE READ!!!!!! >
> > Just wanted to inform everyone of this. Please be very cautious in > approaching a vehicle driving without lights. If possible try and > obtain a vehicle description, tag number, and occupant information > such as male, female and total persons. Please contact local police > agencies if you see something of this nature being conducted on the > roadways. Keep in mind that it is a distraction when you flash your > lights > at someone and it is illegal. If you have any questions please contact me > at Clover High School. >
> Deputy Mike Ramsey >
> POLICE WARNING, >
> ONE OF THE OFFICERS WHO WORKS WITH THE DARE PROGRAM HAS PASSED ALONG THE > FOLLOWING WARNING AND ASKED THAT IT BE SHARED WITH ALL DRIVERS. THIS IS > AN > EXTREMELY SERIOUS MATTER. IF YOU ARE DRIVING AFTER DARK AND YOU SEE A CAR > WITHOUT ITS HEAD-LIGHTS ON...DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS!! > DO NOT BLOW YOUR HORN OR MAKE ANY SIGNALS TO THE DRIVER OF THE OTHER > CAR... >
> > > > > THERE IS A NEW COMMON GANG INITIATION 'GAME' GOING ON IN THE STREETS. THE > NEW MEMBER BEING INITIATED DRIVES ALONG WITHOUT HIS HEADLIGHTS ON UNTIL > SOMEONE NOTICES AND FLASHES THEIR HEADLIGHTS OR MAKES SOME SORT OF OTHER > ACTION TO SIGNAL HIM. THE GANG MEMBER IS NOW REQUIRED TO CHASE THE CAR > AND > SHOOT AT OR INTO THE CAR IN ORDER TO > COMPLETE HIS INITIATION REQUIREMENTS. >
> > MAKE SURE YOU SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND > ANYONE ELSE YOU CAN REACH. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR INFORMATION, > PLEASE CALL YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT. >
> > PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO > EVERYONE YOU KNOW ON E-MAIL AND IN PERSON. IT COULD SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
281
posted on
03/05/2004 6:44:43 AM PST
by
xyz123
(Allen, Wilder, Kilgore good-----Warner, Warner, Chichester bad)
To: xyz123
This is a really old rumor. It has been going around since the 80's at least.
Click Here
Nevertheless, it is a good reason for packing a handgun and learning how to use it.
282
posted on
03/05/2004 7:08:17 AM PST
by
P8riot
(A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Hey CG! GREAT take off on Surf City! Thanks fer sharing it here.
283
posted on
03/05/2004 7:11:58 AM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: sultan88
Thanks. I originally wrote it for trolls and called it Zot City.
CG
284
posted on
03/05/2004 7:28:41 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Hey, ping us to the Zot City version.
285
posted on
03/05/2004 8:26:59 AM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: cherry_bomb88
I got something for ya. Will be in touch.
286
posted on
03/05/2004 8:28:05 AM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: sultan88
Bump
287
posted on
03/05/2004 8:29:12 AM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: sultan88
It is great,
To be 288!
288
posted on
03/05/2004 8:30:22 AM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: sultan88
Can't find the thread now. Here is Zot City. Some of it was recycled on John Kerry. International American gets part credit for having posted, Zot City here we come.
Have you seen "The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts"?
Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)
1st Verse
I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City Im a bum.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City Im a bum.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.
Chorus
And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!
2nd Verse
When I get to Zot City,
Think Ill do me some trollin.
Zot City Im a bum.
Ill post some stupid remark,
Then run away while Im rolling.
Zot City Im a bum.
I wont answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
Id have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.
Chorus
And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every , Two Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.
Conspiracy Guy and International American 2/20/04
289
posted on
03/05/2004 8:34:03 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Have you seen "The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts"? No. Can you post it here?
290
posted on
03/05/2004 10:19:42 AM PST
by
P8riot
(A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body.)
To: P8riot
291
posted on
03/05/2004 10:23:23 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Its the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go.
Hes not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go.
He as slipry as grease up in DC town,
Be will vote the bill up and then hell vote it back down.
Chorus:
And everybodys saying that he offers the most threats.
Thats the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
Hes the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
Hes the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
Its the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out dont pay attention.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
In a minute or so hell just change direction
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.
Chorus:
And everybodys saying that he offers the most threats.
Thats the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
Hes the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
Hes the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
Musical Interlude:
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause hes got no business in public life.
Chorus:
And everybodys saying that he offers the most threats.
Thats the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
Hes the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
Hes the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Fade
Conspiracy Guy 2/24/04
Excellent...MUD
292
posted on
03/05/2004 11:34:08 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: sultan88
Very pithy, Sultan...MUD
293
posted on
03/05/2004 11:34:35 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: scholar
"I am having a bunch of trouble following the logic of this thread..." The basic theme of this Black thread is the compilation of damning stories on Hanoi John Kerry, but folks are welcome to add whatever interests them at any time.
"...but I will say that it seems to me that some folks need to get their heads out of their @$$es and grow up."
Please be more specific, my FRiend...which posts and/or posters are troubling you?
FReegards...MUD
294
posted on
03/05/2004 11:37:26 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Landru
"Oh buttercup, please forgive me..." Only my mama calls me that...please cease and desist!!
LOL...MUD
295
posted on
03/05/2004 11:39:15 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks Mud
296
posted on
03/05/2004 11:39:31 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)
To: Conspiracy Guy; George W. Bush; holdonnow; M. Thatcher; scholar
"True Story reported by the Washington Post...(as retold by my ol' man, a 30-year ex-active-service Naval Officer):
This is a small, but true story to give you an idea of the kind of man and the kind of woman we have in the White House right now. As you may know, the President and Mrs. Bush visited the Washington Burn Center on Friday 14 September [2001]. Among those they visited was Lt. Col. Brian Birdwell, who was badly burned in the Pentagon attack.
Mrs. Bush went into Brian's room, spoke to him for about a minute, all the time as if they had been life-long acquaintances. She then turned to Brian's wife, Mel, who at this time had been at the hospital for probably 2 1/2 days, and apparently, according to Mel herself, was dirty, grimy and had blood on her shirt. As if Mel were one of her closest family members. Mrs. Bush then told Brian and Mel that there was "someone" there to see him. The President then walked in, stood by Brian's bedside, asked Brian how he was doing, told him that he was very proud of them both and that they were his heroes.
The President then saluted Brian. Now, at this point in time, Brian is bandaged up pretty well. His hands are burned very badly as well as the back of him from the head down. His movements were very restricted. Upon seeing the President saluting him, Brian began to slowly return the salute, taking, from the accounts so far, about 15-20 seconds to get his hand up to his head. During all of this, 15-20 seconds, President Bush never moved, never dropped his salute. The President dropped his salute only when Brian was finished with his, and then gave Mel a huge hug for what also probably seemed like an eternity.
No further comments. Pray for our leadership. Thank God for what we are, have, and will be.
As a note to those of you who might not be familiar with military protocol, the subordinate normally initiates a salute and will hold it until the superior officer returns the salute. In the above incident, President Bush acted in the role of the subordinate to show his respect and high regard for the injured man."
FReegards...MUD
297
posted on
03/05/2004 11:51:09 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks for sharing. I voted for Bush the first time and he has had my vote nailed down for 2004 since 9/11/01.
CG
298
posted on
03/05/2004 11:54:46 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)
To: amom; Victoria Delsoul; PhiKapMom; AuntB; Irma; Mia T; Mercuria; YaYa123; mommadooo3
"Slick Willie's Final Scene"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")
Watch the Leftist's bridges burn...
Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!!
Politicians rise and fall...
Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!!
Ev'ry fool must face his End...
Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!!
Lib'rals, no it's not a dream...
Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme...
It's Slick Willie's Final Scene!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Slick, how you tried to make it work...
Did you really think it could?
How you LIED to make it last...
Did you really think it would?
DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long...
Now it's finally time Slick bleeds.
Boy, it's finally time you leave!
BOYYYY, you know just what I mean...
It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!!
Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong...
Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow.
Their Socialist Values are reviled...
Right-Wing knew that long ago!
Now the Medyuh's all upset...
And Slick's lies are getting old...
Next election'll soon be here...
And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
Nixon's ghost has been revived...
And Slick knows it in his heart!!
Next, the polls fall through the floor.
When Bill's gone, the healing starts.
As Slick Willie hits the road,
Bill looks different...looks deranged...
Flying from his gilded cage!
Now the Right takes center screen...
It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!!
Mudboy Slim
Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child-slaughterin', civilian-bombin', Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!! You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!
1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim
299
posted on
03/05/2004 11:57:03 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Conspiracy Guy; international american
DON'T tell me the "International American" had a hand in this "Zot City" rap.
IA?
I'm shocked you left out what might well be the most salient, crucial, most telling desription of the "bum" in this Rap.
I'm telling you boy, no one can take this kind of thing seriously -- IF -- there's absolutely no mention of earrings anywhere, whatsoever.
Geshhh.
...that magnitude of gaff's untenable. :o)
300
posted on
03/05/2004 12:00:25 PM PST
by
Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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