[Conspiracy Guy]

Can't find the thread now. Here is Zot City. Some of it was recycled on John Kerry. International American gets part credit for having posted, Zot City here we come.

Have you seen "The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts"?


Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)

1st Verse

I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!

2nd Verse

When I get to Zot City,
Think I’ll do me some trollin.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away while I’m rolling.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every , Two Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.


Conspiracy Guy and International American 2/20/04

[P8riot]

Have you seen "The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts"?

No. Can you post it here?

[Landru]

DON'T tell me the "International American" had a hand in this "Zot City" rap.

IA?
I'm shocked you left out what might well be the most salient, crucial, most telling desription of the "bum" in this Rap.

I'm telling you boy, no one can take this kind of thing seriously -- IF -- there's absolutely no mention of earrings anywhere, whatsoever.

Geshhh.

...that magnitude of gaff's untenable. :o)