Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Tyranny"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")

At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!

Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!

Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.

Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATS Beware!!

Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.

FReegards...MUD

5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

I'm sorry. (But you did snake 88 right out from under my grasp.)

[sultan88]

Upon further review I do detect some clever sarcasm here - on at least two levels. Congrats!

[Defender2]

Here are some of kerry's friends:

http://www.dsausa.org/


and here are some more of his friends:


http://www.geoffmetcalf.com/wndarchive/19519.html


kerry and the demoCommiecRATs = one truly sorry, pathetic, sad, bad Freak Show!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you did snake 88 right out from under my grasp>"

Hell yeah, I did, ol' man!! Hopefully, you've learned a very valuable lesson, PoatMan!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

Was the FReep in poat 98 a re-write or original?

[Mudboy Slim]

Poat 98's an oldie but a goodie, one of my fav'ritz!!...MUD

[Delphinium]

Thanks Mud.

[Mudboy Slim]

Yer welcome, my good FRiend...

"Treason and High Crimes"
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")

It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."

Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...

"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!

Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Here are some of kerry's friends: ...and here are some more of his friends!!!"

Thank you and thank you...if you meander accross any more MUD on Hanoi John F'in Kerry, please feel FRee to deposit it on this thread, my FRiend. I want this to be a one-stop shoppe fer KerryKrap!!

FReegards...MUD

[Defender2]

:-) Thanks, Mudboy Slim, Very Best FReegards, Defender2 D2

:-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been movin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leading...he's our holy roller!!
We got Limbaugh on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim's the joker, MUD just do what he please.

{c:Play riff}

Left fears the Good Right...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills lit-tle children!!
Left says, "Yer just fools, you owe me."
One thing Right can tell you is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW!! Let US Sing!!

{c:Play riff}

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Join the DemRAT Party, you'll just feel Slick's disease!!
Come together, Right NOW...sing with me!!

{c:Play riff}

He roller coaster, he got early warning
He got muddy water, He one Mo-jo filter
He say, " One and one and one is three."
Lucky Slick's good-looking 'cause "In Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!"
Come together, Right NOW!! 'Cuz we're FRee!!

Work in progress...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Y'all ARE watching "Braveheart" on the USA channel, aren't you?! We just sacked York!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1088088/posts...MUD

[Jeff Head]

Thank you bro for that BUMP and link!

I was overwhelmed by that presentation.

Please, please...get a copy of it, watch it (or listen to it) and then get as many others to do likewise as possible.

From your lyrics:

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!

AMEN!

[Mudboy Slim]

"THE OFFICIAL OSCARS CAN BITE ME THREAD!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Flora McDonald]

I love the music from that movie. Been known to play it at FReeps once in awhile.

[Mudboy Slim]

GREAT Movie...Mel's gettin' disemboweled as we FReep...MUD

[Flora McDonald]

Not my favorite part!

I keep checking in to see if Osama Bin Laid Out yet. Free Republic always gets the news first.

One of our Powhatan boys (Marine) left for Haiti this morning. He was supposed to be coming home on leave today but called his folks last night to say there was a change in plans.

Take care & see you soon.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...see you soon"

Count on it, my FRiend...MUD