He's screwed a monocle into that one eye as well--
As an economics professor, Dr Sechrest had tried to interest the residents in theories of capital markets but most were interested only in "football, beer, sex and church".
Is it just me, or does "football, beer, sex, and church" seem a whole lot more interesting than theories about capital markets or theories about anything, for that matter.
My theory is Dr Sechrest needs a little Levitra. An erection now and then might help the Perfesser get down in the dirt with his fellow clods, or clodettes, depending on just how liberal he is....