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Posted on 02/20/2004 10:56:25 PM PST by april15Bendovr
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To: april15Bendovr
''If you pick up a starving dog, and feed him and make him well, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.'' -- Mark Twain
''There are lies, there are damned lies, ... and then there are statistics.'' -- Benjamin Disraeli
''The Germans are just like women; one can hardly appreciate their depths. They haven't any.'' -- Freidrich Nietzche
''Pouring ketchup/From the bottle/None'll come/And then a lot'll.'' -- Ogden Nash
''You probably should cut that pizza into only four slices. I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six.'' -- Lawrence Peter 'Yogi' Berra
''I've had a very nice evening, but this wasn't it.'' -- Julius 'Groucho' Marx
''Man, if you have to ask, you'll never know.'' -- Louis Armstrong, on the subject of Jazz (or, any politician on the subject of the Constitution)
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posted on
02/21/2004 12:13:35 AM PST
by
SAJ
To: supercat
''The early worm **DESERVES** the bird.'' -- Robert A. Heinlein
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posted on
02/21/2004 12:23:39 AM PST
by
SAJ
To: PurVirgo
That happens alot. It's like the memebership date only goes into effect after midnight or something.
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posted on
02/21/2004 12:25:52 AM PST
by
Fledermaus
(Be careful who you are posting to...It could be a Moby tweaking you with lies!)
To: april15Bendovr
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx
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posted on
02/21/2004 12:27:23 AM PST
by
Redcloak
(¡LIBERE EL QUESO! ¡LIBERE EL QUESO! ¡LIBERE EL QUESO! ¡LIBERE EL QUESO! ¡LIBERE EL QUESO!)
To: SAJ
What's that quote attributed to Churchill about some bimbo telling him he was a drunk and he replied, "madam, in the morning I'll be sober but you will still be ugly" or something to that effect?
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02/21/2004 12:28:33 AM PST
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Fledermaus
(Be careful who you are posting to...It could be a Moby tweaking you with lies!)
To: april15Bendovr
Thanks, this is great.
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posted on
02/21/2004 12:28:38 AM PST
by
longfellow
(www.ultimateamerican.com)
To: longfellow
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
--H. L. Mencken
To: PurVirgo
Curiosity killed the cat... ...and for a while, many of us were considered suspects.
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posted on
02/21/2004 12:45:09 AM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
To: Prime Choice
LOL - too funny
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posted on
02/21/2004 1:06:32 AM PST
by
PurVirgo
(Here's a tip - Never weedeat the dog pen with your mouth open)
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To: Fledermaus; SAJ
Lady: Winston, you are drunk.
Churchill: And madam, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.
Lady: Sir, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea!
Chuchill: Ma'm, if you were my wife I'd drink it.
To: nolu chan
THANKS! I love that story.
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02/21/2004 1:43:49 AM PST
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Fledermaus
(Be careful who you are posting to...It could be a Moby tweaking you with lies!)
To: april15Bendovr
Great post...thanks!
To: april15Bendovr
Welcome to FR. Marking for a later read.
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posted on
02/21/2004 3:50:44 AM PST
by
Iowa Granny
(Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)
To: Fledermaus
then there's the churchill quote when he was at a party.a woman sitting next to him said,if i was your wife i'd serve you poison and churchill replied,if i was your husband,i'd drink it....
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posted on
02/21/2004 4:58:54 AM PST
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fishbabe
To: april15Bendovr
Thanks for a great post.
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posted on
02/21/2004 5:00:13 AM PST
by
KeyWest
To: nolu chan
Yeah, those exchanges were between Churchill and Lady Astor, a political rival. As I recall, Lady Astor was at one time the Minister of Agriculture (hope that's the correct title), a post she got due to her political clout, rather than her knowledge of farming. Churchill said something in a parliamentary debate (I believe) along the lines that he doubted that the Minister of Agriculture could say how many toes were on a pig's foot. Lady Astor replied, "Well, take your little shoesies off, dear, and we'll have a look!"
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posted on
02/21/2004 5:03:00 AM PST
by
solzhenitsyn
("Live Not By Lies")
To: A Simple Soldier
"Churchill quote about liberal before 30 etc. is apocryphal. He almost certainly never said it."
I always thought Shaw said that. I thought I read it in Bartlett's familiar quotations, years ago. I'll look it up later and post again if I find it.
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02/21/2004 5:04:22 AM PST
by
jocon307
(The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
To: Fledermaus
The "bimbo" was Dame Lady Astor. He said it to her at a party.
She approached him and said, "Sir Winston, you're drunk." He replied, "Yes, madam, and your'e ugly. But I'll be sober in the morning."
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posted on
02/21/2004 5:45:22 AM PST
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CTOCS
To: april15Bendovr
Welcome to FR
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posted on
02/21/2004 5:50:32 AM PST
by
ChadGore
(Viva Bush. He's EARNED a second term.)
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