You would deny the world its next generation of theater critics and Liza Menelli fans? Plus, from the article, it sounds like these kids will be able to solicit buttsex in at least 2 different languages ... /s
Besides, if "professional educators" weren't busy creating the next generation of mind-numbed socialist drones, who would be?
That would have been exrremely hilarious if at the last second the kid stopped, whirled around with the gun and pretended to shoot everybody as "enemy troops". Okay, flame away...