Zot! What is a Troll?

To: GretchenEE; paulsy

Thanks! I found that informative as well!

561 posted on 02/21/2004 6:11:41 AM PST by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)

Sure I do. How about you?

Zot City

(sung to the tune of Surf City by Jan and Dean)

I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City here we come.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City here we come.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!

When I get to Zot City,
Think I’ll do me some trollin.
Zot City here we come.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away while I’m rolling.
Zot City here we come.
Well I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!
Tow Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.

Conspiracy Guy and International American 2/20/04

562 posted on 02/21/2004 6:57:09 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)

I was also thinking, What is the difference between the Salem witch trials of 1692, and Waco? I can't find anything to justify or distinguish either one from the other.

Simple. The Witch was the one DOING the burning...

563 posted on 02/21/2004 7:54:44 AM PST by null and void (Never use a preposition to end a sentence with)

To: <1/1,000,000th%

Shouldn't these kids be in school???</>

Welcome to The School of Hard Knocks, kids...

564 posted on 02/21/2004 7:58:13 AM PST by null and void (Never use a preposition to end a sentence with)

Say Hi! to him for me...

565 posted on 02/21/2004 8:02:28 AM PST by null and void (Never use a preposition to end a sentence with)

I do not think that I will ever have sex again.

*sigh* me neither...

566 posted on 02/21/2004 8:03:54 AM PST by null and void (Never use a preposition to end a sentence with)

To: null and void

567 posted on 02/21/2004 8:05:07 AM PST by null and void (Never use a preposition to end a sentence with)

To: lock12; omnix

A funkle is five posts in a row...

568 posted on 02/21/2004 8:06:32 AM PST by null and void (Never use a preposition to end a sentence with)

To: WinOne4TheGipper

Heard that it's over at DUh somewhere.
They had some inane thread about the most hated FReepers, and they were voting about it.
I didn't keep the link.

569 posted on 02/21/2004 8:23:48 AM PST by Darksheare (Cry "Hammock!" and let slip the gerbils of war!)

To: sweetliberty

*snicker.*
Sorry, had to post it.

570 posted on 02/21/2004 8:26:08 AM PST by Darksheare (Cry "Hammock!" and let slip the gerbils of war!)

To: null and void

I've been told that I MUST be Satan since I'm way too nice.
Been told that "You're Satan, aren't you. You act way too nice. You're just TOO nice to people. That's what I'd expect the Devil to do, act nice to put people at ease."
*sigh*

Some people just read way too much into my actions.

571 posted on 02/21/2004 8:33:26 AM PST by Darksheare (Cry "Hammock!" and let slip the gerbils of war!)

To: sweetliberty

hey lib, i knew the comic book reference but wanted to make sure it didn't stand for something cute like zapped obnoxious troll...

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572 posted on 02/21/2004 5:17:39 PM PST by teeman8r

What is ZOT? It isn't in my dictionary.

573 posted on 06/26/2004 7:22:46 AM PDT by steelyourfaith

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