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World's Thinnest Books
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Posted on 02/19/2004 6:57:41 PM PST by technomage

And now, for a breath of fresh air:

World's Thinnest Books:

25. HOW TO STAY IN POWER by Saddam Hussein
24. MY SONS, MY SONS by Saddam Hussein
23. WHY I SHOULD LEAD OUR COUNTRY by Howard Dean, M.D.
22. THINGS I LIKE ABOUT FRANCE by Bill O'Reilly (Fox News)
21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda
20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide
9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J.Simpson

And the number one World's Thinnest Book:


1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by Rev. Jessie


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To: Sofa King
How I made millions- GeronL
61 posted on 02/19/2004 8:22:49 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.ArmorforCongress.com......................Send a Freeper to Congress!)
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To: Jeff Chandler
Hank Greenberg, Maxie Rosenbloom, Moe Berg, Daniel Mendoza...
62 posted on 02/19/2004 8:25:05 PM PST by RightWingAtheist
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To: GeronL
How I went from $975,000 to $60,000 in my 401k...by KnutCase
63 posted on 02/19/2004 8:25:40 PM PST by KnutCase
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To: armyboy
Complete Guide to British Cusiene
Superstars of the XFL
Beauty Secrets-Roseanne Barr and Janet Reno
Things in California That DON'T Cause Cancer
64 posted on 02/19/2004 8:29:09 PM PST by armyboy (Posting from Sustainer Army Airfield Balad, Iraq. All Gave Some...Some Gave All)
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To: technomage
Howard Dean's Guide to the New Testament.
65 posted on 02/19/2004 8:32:22 PM PST by ConservativeTeen
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To: KnutCase
How I went from $975,000 to $60,000 in my 401k...by KnutCase

OUCH!!!!!!!!

should have retired during the bubble...

66 posted on 02/19/2004 8:32:49 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.ArmorforCongress.com......................Send a Freeper to Congress!)
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To: technomage
they're not related but they're "brothers" in their hatred for america
67 posted on 02/19/2004 8:47:44 PM PST by Stellar Dendrite
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To: ConservativeTeen
The purpose of Male Nipples
68 posted on 02/19/2004 9:05:25 PM PST by Central Scrutiniser (Be oblong and have your knees removed...)
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To: Jeff Chandler
Famous Jewish Athletes.

Hank Greenberg, Sandy Koufax, Max Baer. That's a short list all right, but there were quite a few boxers and more baseball and football players. Not as few as one might think. I just can't remember them.

69 posted on 02/19/2004 9:12:50 PM PST by luvbach1 (In the know on the border)
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To: luvbach1
You mean to say that Mad Magazine is not a reliable source?
70 posted on 02/19/2004 9:14:31 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Why the long face, John?)
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To: Jeff Chandler
In this case Mad was off.
71 posted on 02/19/2004 9:15:04 PM PST by luvbach1 (In the know on the border)
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To: technomage
Accuracy In Reporting - Newsmax.com
72 posted on 02/19/2004 9:25:10 PM PST by WackySam ("There's room for all God's creatures- right next to the taters")
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To: GeronL
My sister in law hated to sell all her Microsoft at $135, but she needed a condo and didn't want a mortgage...

SM
73 posted on 02/19/2004 9:26:54 PM PST by Senormechanico
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To: luvbach1; Jeff Chandler
Among baseball players, there's Mike Lieberthal and Shawn Green. Kerri Strug the gymnast is Jewish.
74 posted on 02/19/2004 10:02:18 PM PST by Our man in washington
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To: technomage
How To Succeed In Without Really Trying
by John Forbes Kerry

Marry a rich woman


Ethics & The Democrat Party
by William Jefferson Blythe Clinton

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Things I Really Did Invent
by Al Gore

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Why I Love America
by Hillary Rodham-Clinton

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75 posted on 02/20/2004 6:06:49 AM PST by Condor51 ("Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments." -- Frederick the Great)
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To: Condor51
Ah pooh, typo alert
How To Succeed In ? Without Really Trying
by John Forbes Kerry

Marry a rich woman

(I forgot the darn question mark.)
76 posted on 02/20/2004 6:10:32 AM PST by Condor51 ("Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments." -- Frederick the Great)
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