[NewRomeTacitus]

FEMA was recently scouting for "volunteer marshall" trainees for rural and suburban neighborhoods. They have definitely been concentrating on martial law scenarios for the past few years. Equipping Andy and Barney with extreme-measure capability tends to back that up.

[Enterprise]

Dang! NOW you tell me! You mean I missed my chance to get my own legally owned and operated machine gun, courtesy of the Federal Emergency Machinegun Agency? Oh, the humanity! Yesterday there was a posting by a Freeper who is being charged with a misdemeanor by the Riverside DA's Office for an assault weapons violation. Poor guy should have jumped at his chance to get a FEMA gun too!