[TomServo]

You seem to know a lot about the mods' inner workings for a civilian, mister.

Yes, I do. Of course - they usually post their "secrets". Or you may simply ask them any question you want.

[AmishDude]

Oh, no, I don't want to know the filthy inner workings of the Free Republic Moderators. I can just picture them in their fraternity-like living room, watching the Playboy channel and eating greasy pizza, collecting all of the election predictions for use against us in the future . . .

. . . the male mods molesting the female mods and the mod who's a fan of Andrew Sullivan booking a flight to San Francisco, JimRob making insult jokes about French Canadians, Lead Moderator strutting around the place saying "I am the leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed moderator" in between the "Yes, Mr. Robinson," "No, Mr. Robinson" and "God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson" . . . .

. . . John Robinson running in and out of the room trying to find the duct tape and bailing wire needed to keep the server up, muttering under his breath "You know, Windows really isn't that bad," the viking kitties being fed raw meat and kept in tiny cages so that they're on edge, mugshots on the wall of all the trolls that have ever darkened Free Republic's door. Eshoir's head on a pike.

No thank you. I don't want to know what goes on behind the scenes. I don't think I could handle it.