[Oldeconomybuyer]

...his now-famous "Two Americas" stump speech...

There are actually Three Americas. The rich, the poor, and the leftwing parasitic morons who buy Edward's ambulance-chasing crapola.

[Inspectorette]

Well, I'm definitely not rich, but not poor either. Sure hope there's a fourth category, 'cause if there isn't, then I'd only have one category left, and I don't fit into the "leftwing parasitic moron" ;-)