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Hillary's Valentines
Political Satire/Commentary at PoliSat.Com ^
| Feb. 14, 2004
| Jim Wrenn
Posted on 02/15/2004 12:03:56 PM PST by EditorAtPoliSat.Com
Hillary's Valentine.·
To Kerry, the subject of tattles: Although I'm not ready to haggle for bottom or top just save me a spot in 2004 on your saddle.
To Edwards, re Kerry, "Don't worry." A heel of Achilles has Kerry, and soon as he falls, my mate would be "Y'all" if you tell me "yes" in a hurry.
To Wesley, "my horse" that went lame, it's only yourself you can blame, so when I'm elected your name's been ejected from stalking horse service again.
To Howard, the Doctor bereft of manners or skills to be deft. When Kerry has fallen it's me they'll be calling, not you for your screams to the deaf.
To Alpha Male Albert F. Gore: Destroyed is your planning in store for 2008 by kiss-of-death fate of whom you endorsed in oh-four.
(Excerpt) Read more at polisat.com ...
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; algore; campaign2004; democraticprimaries; election2004; hillary; hillaryclinton; howarddean; johnedwards; johnkerry; valentinesday; valentinesday2004; wesleyclark
To view an animated, illustrated version of the above set of limericks, click image at the left. --Jim Wrenn, Editor At PoliSat.Com
To: EditorAtPoliSat.Com
My valentine TO Hitlery:
I thought you were a CUTIE
Til I saw your fat PATOOTIE
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posted on
02/15/2004 12:24:46 PM PST
by
kitkat
To: kitkat
LOL! Hi kitkat
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posted on
02/15/2004 12:26:29 PM PST
by
The Mayor
("If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."- Nikka - age 6)
To: EditorAtPoliSat.Com
Welcome to FR! :)
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posted on
02/15/2004 12:29:02 PM PST
by
MaryFromMichigan
(We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in....)
To: The Mayor
Hi Rus, Are you still in this area?
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posted on
02/15/2004 12:33:19 PM PST
by
kitkat
To: EditorAtPoliSat.Com
Just read in today's "Parade", specifically Walter Scott's "Personality Parade" a question from a fellow from Dayton, OH. He asks:
Q: Recently, Hillary Rodham Clinton has become much more aggressive in her attacks against President Bush and the Republicans. Does this mean she plans to challenge the other candidates for the Democratic Party's nomination for President?
A: Senator Clinton, 56, insists she has no plans to run this year. However, she is waging a campaign for the hearts and minds--and pocketbooks--of the Democrat faithful. The former First Lady wants to establish her own campaign and fund-raising structure for 2008, when most political observers--including this columnist--believe she'll run for President. If a Democrat wins in November, she'll probably have to wait until 2012.
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posted on
02/15/2004 12:35:31 PM PST
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: lilylangtree
Her real strategies are too Machiavellian for my feeble mind.
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posted on
02/15/2004 12:55:57 PM PST
by
EditorAtPoliSat.Com
(PoliSat.Com where satire is always commentary but commentary isn't always satire, but you'll know.)
To: EditorAtPoliSat.Com
The Hildabeaste's Valentines? IMPOSSIBLE!! There's not one gram of love, kindness or warmth in this old witch.
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posted on
02/15/2004 1:00:03 PM PST
by
upchuck
(Help Stop Animal Overpopulation - Spay/Neuter Your Pets and Any Weird Friends Too...)
To: kitkat
yup, still on the island of grand
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posted on
02/15/2004 1:06:40 PM PST
by
The Mayor
("If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."- Nikka - age 6)
To: EditorAtPoliSat.Com
That was great. Welcome to FR. :)
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posted on
02/15/2004 1:14:29 PM PST
by
NRA2BFree
(RATS can tread water for three days - That*s why Teddy didn't drown but Mary Jo did!!)
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To view an animated, illustrated version of the above set of limericks, click image at the left. --Jim Wrenn, Editor At PoliSat.Com