Senator Kerry, a decorated Vietnam veteran dubbed the new JFK, has vehemently denied any relationship with Miss Polier, and shrugged off allegations that he had a two-year affair with her from 2001. "I just deny it categorically. It's rumour. It's untrue. Period," he said.
"Ah did not hayev sexial relayshuns with thet wowman, Mizz Lewinzky."
C'mon, JF***ingK, get your references right...
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