Iran does not doubt Bush's stupidity

Pravda ^ | 02/14/2004

[Rams82]

(Thursday, February 12th) Communication Minister of Iran Ali Unesi rejected threats of the American President George Bush pertaining to the Islamic Republic.

"We do not doubt American President's stupidity. However, we do not think that the US will invade Iran," declared Unesi.

According to him, American threats are nothing but an expression of conservative and aggressive politics. "Obviously, Bush has already learned a lesson after attacking Afghanistan and Iraq. Americans failed miserably in both cases," said the Iranian Minister.

He also proclaimed that "Washington does not have guts to invade Iran." "A recent celebration of the anniversary of Islamic revolution and the all-embracing people"s involvement in the event simply prove the overall solidarity and unity of the Iranian nation. This in turn will serve as the best answer to all the threats."

On Wednesday, February 11th, Iran celebrated the 25th anniversary of the Islamic revolution. At the same time, on Thursday, Washington accused Iran in developing nuclear weapons.

Under Secretary of State for Arms Control & International Security John Bolton has stated that according to the American administration, Iran continues to develop its nuclear program.

"Based on our data, Iran does not comply with those obligations it had promises in October to stop uranium cleaning," added he.

[cripplecreek]

No fish here, find another hole.

[Tribune7]

"Obviously, Bush has already learned a lesson after attacking Afghanistan and Iraq. Americans failed miserably in both cases," said the Iranian Minister.

"God will roast his stomach in hell," he continued. "I triple guarantee it."

[Chris Talk]

Oh no it looks like "poor" [ha!] Bush has been misunderestimated again!

[null and void]

Good, keep misunderestimating him...

[Montfort]

He has been listening to Democrat propaganda too much. Would he like us to fail so miserably against his country, too?

I wish that I could have failed so miserably in every endeavor I have undertaken.

[TADSLOS]

"We do not doubt American President's stupidity. However, we do not think that the US will invade Iran,"

Good. President Bush does his best work when he's underestimated, which is pretty much all the time.

[Publius6961]

Iran does not doubt Bush's stupidity

Isn't this pretty much what was being quoted coming out of Iraq not too long ago?

Maybe they should confirm it with an interview with Saddam whatshisname... wherever he is.

[Piquaboy]

This guys aligator mouth is going to overload his humming bird a--.

[null and void]

you couldn't have held off 9 steenking seconds, could you????

[ChadGore]

I can think of 444 reasons to drive the muallahs from their tyrany over the Iranian people.

[American_Centurion]

The article says we have failed in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I think there was an unintentional error in translation, it should read we own Iraq and Afghanistan.

[Chris Talk]

All of this indicates to me that the Mullahs and Assad may be toast even before the election in November.

[The Wizard]

If Iraq and Afghanistan were failures, he better hope we don't succeed any place

[TexasTransplant]

Pravda, isn't that a subsid of CNN?

[Rams82]

I think its the other way around hehe

[fish hawk]

One should not piss off the "Great Satan"!!(The sleeper has awakened.)

[microgood]

I think these guys use the same PR firm as North Korea.

[StatesEnemy]

That's funny... I can think of 23,976 reasons (444 X 54)

[SandRat]

Communication Minister of Iran Ali Unesi rejected threats of the American President George Bush pertaining to the Islamic Republic.

"We do not doubt American President's stupidity. However, we do not think that the US will invade Iran," declared Unesi.

According to him, American threats are nothing but an expression of conservative and aggressive politics. "Obviously, Bush has already learned a lesson after attacking Afghanistan and Iraq. Americans failed miserably in both cases," ...

Is this guy the cousin of Baghdad Bob? What news has he been watching? Someone please tell his bosses that he's been drinking his own bath water again.

Sheesh!