To: gdyniawitawa
Can I marry my hamster?
3 posted on
02/13/2004 10:44:52 AM PST by
demlosers
To: demlosers
Can I marry my hamster?
Try a gerbil. 3% of the population says gerbil is the way to go.
To: demlosers
I want to marry my cat. It's true that he's an animal, but then so was my first wife. While I'm already married I can't see why that unimportant fact should keep my cat from enjoying marital bliss and all of the benefits thereof.
8 posted on
02/13/2004 10:48:39 AM PST by
claudiustg
(Go Sharon! Go Bush!)
To: demlosers
Can I marry my hamster?Only if PETA approves. ;)
11 posted on
02/13/2004 10:50:02 AM PST by
veronica
("America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people." GW Bush 1-20-04)
To: demlosers
Can I marry my hamster? that is my question in all of this; what keeps me (except my wife) from marrying two other people and a goat? I have my rights!
To: demlosers
Can I marry my hamster?Better ask the hamster first.
37 posted on
02/13/2004 11:08:24 AM PST by
Protagoras
(When they asked me what I thought of freedom in America,,, I said I thought it would be a good idea.)
To: demlosers
That's where it's headed.
Followed soon by a campaign to "Give Animals the Vote."
Can my Schnauzer then adopt me?
48 posted on
02/13/2004 11:13:29 AM PST by
Dr. Eckleburg
(There are very few shades of gray.)
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