[dbehsman]

When I was in high school, I nominated "Mike Hunt" for student council president. The poor school secretaries read the names of the nominees over the school P.A. system for three days in a row! Every time Mike's name was read, everyone in the school would start gigging. The only problem was that when I wrote down his name for nomination, I had to sign my name to the paper! I did get a little bit of grief for that stunt, but it was worth it!

[Chewbacca]

Why didn't you use your real name?
You should have just written John Smith or John Doe.