Kerry sex scandal lurking? [Teresa promised to "maim" Kerry if he ever cheated on her!]

Philadelphia Daily News ^ | 2.13.04

[kcvl]

The foundation of TAMPEP’s work is its outreach to sex workers.

[samtheman]

If she maims him, he can claim it as a Vietnam war wound.

[onyx]

For the life in me, I cannot figure how or why any woman would want him. He beyond ugly and he's such a colossal bore.

I hope the Heinz widow isn't another Hitlery. I've about had it with doormat women. There are, worse things in the world than divorcing a public man who has embarrassed himself (and his wife) in full public view. You KNOW she has a pre-nup.

[KneelBeforeZod]

hey that looks like a chicago style hot dog. good stuff

[ambrose]

Julie Lee?

[ambrose]

There are plenty of rich old ladies in Washington. Kerry will make out okay...

think the old Mel Brooks flick "The Producers"..

[Ophiucus]

"The Kerry camp has long expected to deal with this, and have assured party leaders they can handle it," he said.

Interesting statement.

It can mean that rumour is true, any girlies in question are well in the process of being disappeared, the Clinton defense tactic is already worked out, and the response stories are already planted at the New York and LA Times.

[ambrose]

Kerry may be arrogant enough to think he can get away with it like Slick Willard in 1992.

But part of the reason Slick got away with it is Hitlery "stood by her man"... I don't know if Teresa will play along with it.

[Consort]

Imus is discussing it now. Kerry will be on Imus today.

[thesummerwind]

She told Elle magazine that she warned her first husband on the subject of adultery: "If you ever get something, I'll maim you. I won't kill you. I'll maim you."

Slice and dice another Dem. weenie.

[Consort]

A cock-a-maiming story?

[thesummerwind]

Kerry is to be on Imus this morning, and Imus and his boys just said........."Kerry's been probably dodging pots and pans all night"!!!

[thesummerwind]

She's not one of them, I'll bet.

[thesummerwind]

If she maims him, he can claim it as a Vietnam war wound.

LOL! His most injurious wound. ;)

[Cincinatus' Wife]

I wouldn't have a clue. The Georgetown connection is interesting though.

[Ophiucus]

But part of the reason Slick got away with it is Hitlery "stood by her man"... I don't know if Teresa will play along with it.

But it's just about sex! GW had two speeding tickets as a teenager!!! Priorities, man, priorities.

If true, my feeling is that Teresa might get miffed but will go with her greed. I can't see someone who funds the Islamic Front taking much of a principled stand.

The Clinton's timing on getting this story out now is the fun part. Let's see if the Hart torpedo will run true.

[woofer]

Imus is discussing it now. Kerry will be on Imus today.

Wait! They were just talking about making "adjustments" due to No-Show Kerry.

Has Kerry blown off the Imus thing?

[woofer]

The Georgetown connection is interesting though.

That was the 11:00 PM resume' drop-off chick. Her name, which I don't recall now, was outed yesterday. She's not the bimbo that rushed off to Africa when approached last year.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

I know. But it might be his fishing hole.

[onyx]

Of course he'll find another rich widow, but I want to see this one dump him NOW.