[Post Toasties]

Why not? It might be something to try in Iraq, also:)

[HangThemHigh]

Freepers have been recommending variations on this theme to protect airliners ever since 9/11. What took them so long? They need to drop by sometime (or more often).

[HairOfTheDog]

LOL - What a carnival....

[stuartcr]

I'm constantly amazed, saddened, and sometimes amused by what some people will believe in the name of religion.

[antiRepublicrat]

Contrary to popular belief, a Muslim doesn't have any worries about being buried with pork products as it applies to going to heaven. There's no onus on the Muslim if the contact with pork products was not of his own free will.

This idea is cool though, because it is his free will (hitting the detonator) that directly causes the contact with pork products, so entry into heaven may be threatened. Of course I'm sure the radical imams there will simply reinterpret the Quran to their own ends yet again and say that's no problem either.

[Redcloak]

Pork fat rules!

[The Bat Lady]

I thought just picking up the pieces of their bodies and burying them in a pig would solve the problem.

After doing that twice very publically... I think they would stop.

But I love the pork rind snacks I will start doing the same.

[EdReform]

May we borrow your pig?

[oyez]

Nitroglycerin and other explosives is made from glycerin often bought from pork processing plants. So if an Islamoterrorists blows himself with this stuff his soul should be going straight to Gehenna, right?

[kt56]

I sure most of you have seen this, but it bears repeating. An iteration of this has been used in the past by the late, great Gen. John J. Pershing.

HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS...... it worked once in our History...

Once in U.S. history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.

Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.

All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.

Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch.

They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil.

[TomGuy]

Lardy, Lardy, what will they think of next? Oh, Lard!

[waverna]

Pork, the other white fat

[heleny]

pig lard

... as opposed to some other kind of lard? I thought all lard came from hogs.

If this works, then it's a great idea. In fact, since lard spoils and needs to be replaced more frequently, some indistinguishable bags could be filled with Crisco shortening to expand the visible presence of these bags, or the lard could be diluted with shortening to look more substantial.

I once visited a restaurant in Taiwan that had hanging plastic bags and bottles of water to ward off something, perhaps mosquitos or evil spirits. (obviously, there were plenty of mosquitos there)

[GSWarrior]

That's no way to talk about Hillary.

[FourPeas]

[What about duct tape?]

Nah, it makes the glue all clumpy.

[Mamzelle]

Won't work. Mullahs will just issue a dispensation in their next fatwa.

[labowski]

Bartertown Bump!

[mikeb704]

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[Critter]

So that innocent victims aren't splattered with the lard, why not make the sentence for suicide bombing be to have your remains made into a sausage like substance, intermingled with pork before burial?

[Texas Mom]

I thought of carrying a pound of bacon with me when I fly.. If there was a problem, just throw it at the terrorist and yell, Pig, Pig..