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Remember DarwinCentral Agents, do NOT, under any circumstances, disparage the great northern state of Ohio. We must reserve state bashing to Dixie states only.

(If you don't get it, you had to be there).
24 posted on 02/12/2004 11:40:08 AM PST by whattajoke (Neutiquam erro.)
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25 posted on 02/12/2004 11:49:57 AM PST by PatrickHenry (Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas.)
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