[Licensed-To-Carry]

Kerry announces that he is really African-American.

Or he announces that he is Jewish African-American.

[TheBigB]

And he's always been a Yankees fan. ;)

[Consort]

Or he announces that he is Jewish African-American.

A Hebro?

[RetiredArmy]

Kerry announces that he is really African-American. Or he announces that he is Jewish African-American.

Or, he announces he is really Jewish African-American of Muslin religion with a gay background, born of gay parents, who loves Greenpeace, anti-nuke, anti-war, Vietnam vet. Oh, wait, he has already said most of this. Nevermind.

[r9etb]

Or he announces that he is Jewish African-American.

Separated at birth?