To: governsleastgovernsbest
"Edwards, doing his best imitation of the Black Knight. . ."
"Come back! I'll bite you to death!"
Wish I could post pictures.
16 posted on
02/12/2004 5:10:46 AM PST by
Lee'sGhost
(Crom!)
To: Lee'sGhost
19 posted on
02/12/2004 5:15:15 AM PST by
EllaMinnow
(If you want to send a message, call Western Union.)
To: Lee'sGhost
Scene 4
The black knight
- [King Arthur music]
- [music stops]
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Aaaagh!
- [King Arthur music]
- [music stops]
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Aaagh!
- GREEN KNIGHT:
- Ooh!
- [King Arthur music]
- [music stops]
- [stab]
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Aagh!
- GREEN KNIGHT:
- Oh!
- [King Arthur music]
- Ooh! Uuh.
- [music stops]
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Aaaagh!
- [clang]
- BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT:
- Agh!, oh!, etc.
- GREEN KNIGHT:
- Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
- [woosh]
- [BLACK KNIGHT kills GREEN KNIGHT]
- [thud]
- [scrape]
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Umm!
- [clop clop clop]
- ARTHUR:
- You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
- [pause]
- I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
- [pause]
- I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
- [pause]
- You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
- [pause]
- You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- None shall pass.
- ARTHUR:
- What?
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- None shall pass.
- ARTHUR:
- I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Then you shall die.
- ARTHUR:
- I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- I move for no man.
- ARTHUR:
- So be it!
- ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
- Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
- [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
![](http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/04_kn-1.jpg)
![](inlines/04_kn-1.jpg)
- ARTHUR:
- Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- 'Tis but a scratch.
- ARTHUR:
- A scratch? Your arm's off!
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- No, it isn't.
- ARTHUR:
- Well, what's that, then?
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- I've had worse.
- ARTHUR:
- You liar!
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Come on, you pansy!
- [clang]
- Huyah!
- [clang]
- Hiyaah!
- [clang]
- Aaaaaaaah!
- [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
![](http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/04_kn-2.jpg)
![](inlines/04_kn-2.jpg)
- ARTHUR:
- Victory is mine!
- [kneeling]
- We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Hah!
- [kick]
- Come on, then.
- ARTHUR:
- What?
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Have at you!
- [kick]
- ARTHUR:
- Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Oh, had enough, eh?
- ARTHUR:
- Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Yes, I have.
- ARTHUR:
- Look!
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Just a flesh wound.
- [kick]
- ARTHUR:
- Look, stop that.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Chicken!
- [kick]
- Chickennn!
- ARTHUR:
- Look, I'll have your leg.
- [kick]
- Right!
- [whop]
- [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
![](http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/04_kn-3.jpg)
![](inlines/04_kn-3.jpg)
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Right. I'll do you for that!
- ARTHUR:
- You'll what?
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Come here!
- ARTHUR:
- What are you going to do, bleed on me?
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- I'm invincible!
- ARTHUR:
- You're a looney.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
- [whop]
- [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
![](http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/04_kn-4.jpg)
![](inlines/04_kn-4.jpg)
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
- ARTHUR:
- Come, Patsy.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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Adam R. Jones
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