ZOT!!! Is Zot better for trolls than ZOT?

2.11.04 | Reddy Kilozot

[natibrau]

IYO, is Bush good for Israel?

I think he's been using the termoil there for his own agenda, and hasn't been really helpful.

Would Kerry do a better job?

I dunno. But at least Bush won't be able to do any more damage.

[Arrowhead1952]

OH PLEASE.We have had so many trolls this week.

I do wonder why we seem so very important to you,are we that threatening?

Stick around.You may become educated.

DU trolls cannot be educated. This may actually have been John F'ing Kerry himself!

[lilylangtree]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a cd player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "JESUS is watching you !"

The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a
vacation after the next big score, then clicked the flashlight back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "JESUS is watching you !"

Freaking out he shone his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep" the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed, "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"MOSES" replied the bird.

"MOSES?" the burglar laughed, "What kind of people would name their bird MOSES?"

The parrot replied, "The kind of people that named their rottweiler JESUS!"

(In summary, think of it this way: Moses = Ketchup Kerry; Jesus = George W. Bush)

[Liberty Valance]

This particular Zot was a thing of beauty. Way to go folks.

[not-alone]

thanks for giving me laughs on a boring winter afternoon.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Welcome back, Zav!

[hilaryrhymeswithrich]

Moby the singer who apparently thinks we are so dumb as to believe the trolls who infiltrate our websites as in "I voted for Bush the first time but now I'm not sure anymore. I think I'll be voting for Kerry..."

The only ones who believe that crap are the AP/UPI/NBC/CNN/ABC etc reporters.

[Not A Snowbird]

The link doesn't work anymore. This is tragic. Do you know where it may be? I must have my kitties.

[MEG33]

I may have gone too far on the education suggestion.

I always like to have hope that once exposed to the truth,the scales will fall away from their eyes.

[MEG33]

I love that kitty pic!

[WV Mountain Mama]

From you lips....

Although, I think we have a better chance of it raining beer.

[Neil E. Wright]

Here we go again ..... I ALWAYS seem to get to these threads LATE ...... :(

SILLY, Viking Kitty! As you can see from the pics she is a well qualified Viking Kitty. She eats jerky and "tries" to drink my beer, she's ornery, headstrong, and generally a pain in the butt!!! (Particularly when she's in heat and I won't let her outside!!!!) LOL

In this photo we see Silly at the door when I say "Disruptor"	Silly immediately takes up her position on the desk and contemplates the "ZOT" button	Here, Silly decides that the "ZOT" is in order, and she reaches for the "ZOT" button	Here, Silly advises me of a successful "ZOT" operation.

(click on each image to view a larger pic)

[MEG33]

The plane /lightning strike is one of my favorites!

[MEG33]

True..true!

[kb2614]

Aw nuts!! I missed another ZOT thread.

[MEG33]

Psst...it's turmoil not termoil.

[Johnny Gage]

I wish I had a real life.

[Publius6961]

What country are you in? What is your native language? Why should we care what you think or answer any of your questions?
Why would you care who is our president anyway? I don't care who your leader is; Arafad, Kamil, Mohammed, it's all the same to me.

[VRWCmember]

I think he's been using the termoil there for his own agenda, and hasn't been really helpful.

If you mean "turmoil" you might want to share an example of how GWB has capitalized on the turmoil in Israel. Nothing happening in Israel has been central to any of GWB's policies so your point lacks credibility. On the other hand, it might be somewhat helpful to Israel that Saddam Hussein is no longer able to provide funding/bounty to the families of the pali jihadists who blow themselves to bits in suicide bombing attacks.

Is it considered a personal attack to point out that someone is a complete idiot?

[NRA2BFree]

ZOT!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Thanks, mine too! I also like this one:

and this one: