[Mo1]

You seem as impatient as do some of the people you are complaining about. What's your rush?

Oh please .. give me a break

Let me tell you a story about my oldest daughter when she was little

One day it had been raining really hard and that she wanted to go out to play.

I said that's not a good idea ... because I knew she'd get all wet if she did and she wouldn't like it

She didn't like that answer .. so I tried to make her happy by making cookies

That still didn't work .. so I tried giving her other things

But still .. that didn't work

Finally I said .. Fine you want to play outside .. Go for it .. open the door and let her go

And guess what .. she then started crying because she was all wet and wanted to come back inside

The reason for me telling that story??

One would think after the 8 year nightmare we all went through .. one wouldn't want to go back outside and get wet again

One would think they learned their lesson

And one would think they would want to make things better .. instead of making it worse

[George W. Bush]

The reason for me telling that story??

Gee, this is tough. I do have some guesses:

1. Your children have no raincoats.
2. Your daughter couldn't find any WMD in the backyard.
3. You want to make me cry by reciting homely anecdotes.
4. Kerry boinks interns and Matt Drudge is just jealous.
5. Conservatives are utterly evil.
6. In '04, partisans are FRingers and conservatives are the swing vote.
7. Conservatives and partisans never actually read each others' posts.
8. Protagoras feeds the trolls.
9. All those ugly rumors aside, your daughter was never really AWOL.
10. Bush is a god.

Okay. Did I guess the right one?