[George W. Bush]

The reason for me telling that story??

Gee, this is tough. I do have some guesses:

1. Your children have no raincoats.
2. Your daughter couldn't find any WMD in the backyard.
3. You want to make me cry by reciting homely anecdotes.
4. Kerry boinks interns and Matt Drudge is just jealous.
5. Conservatives are utterly evil.
6. In '04, partisans are FRingers and conservatives are the swing vote.
7. Conservatives and partisans never actually read each others' posts.
8. Protagoras feeds the trolls.
9. All those ugly rumors aside, your daughter was never really AWOL.
10. Bush is a god.

Okay. Did I guess the right one?

[Mo1]

Cute ... now grow up