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Britney as Bond Girl? Aieeee!!
Houston Chronicle ^
| 2/5/2004
Posted on 02/05/2004 7:15:09 PM PST by ArcLight
Hoping to follow former Bond girls such as Halle Berry, Jane Seymour and Ursula Andress, Britney Spears met in London recently with the producers of the James Bond movies, reportedly at her request.
Spears' Web site says she has signed on to produce and star in an adaptation of author Tobi Tobin's Door to Door, in which she will play a teenager trying to catch her big break in Hollywood.
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To: general_re
"Fellatia Jailbait"
Oh, that's good. That's really good!!
81
posted on
02/05/2004 9:08:08 PM PST
by
ArcLight
To: bcoffey; Kirkwood; martin_fierro
Ursula Undress.
To: ArcLight
Virginia Dowditt.
83
posted on
02/05/2004 9:10:27 PM PST
by
Luke Skyfreeper
(For your post: Michael <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com">miserable failure</a> Moore)
To: Charles Henrickson
You are correct she was the best one cause all her parts were real. real women are the shiza...
84
posted on
02/05/2004 9:10:58 PM PST
by
missyme
To: SouthernFreebird
As a long time Bond fan I take umbrage with the direction that the series has gone.
Bond is ageless in his adventures but not as Fleming developed him. The last Fleming book was "The Man with the Golden Gun". we learn that Bond was born in 1919 and had entered WWII as a callow yute!
It's 2004 and he is 85 years old!!!!
Maybe a screenplay where Sean Connery could play him at his "real" age is in order. He could chase the Golden Girls while riding his Aston Martin Rascal. No more Morland Cigarettes since he now has emphazema. His Silver Cigarette case is used for his stash of Viagra. He doesn't pack the Walther PPK anymore since he has "the palsy" and his hand shakes uncontollably.
Britney can be his grand daughter, by Moneypenny, who is attending Hogwarts! Mel Gibson can be the evil SPECTRE leader who has succeeded Blofeld.
Well you get the idea. Anyone want to pitch this to CBS?
To: ArcLight; Kirkwood; martin_fierro
Juana Seymour?
To: Luke Skyfreeper
OK, I'm nowhere near as prolific as some others here, but I'm going to consolidate my suggestions:
Spacey Arred
Candy Midriff
Atherell Arnot
Virginia Dowditt
87
posted on
02/05/2004 9:12:56 PM PST
by
Luke Skyfreeper
(For your post: Michael <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com">miserable failure</a> Moore)
To: Charles Henrickson
rotfl.
88
posted on
02/05/2004 9:13:27 PM PST
by
Luke Skyfreeper
(For your post: Michael <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com">miserable failure</a> Moore)
To: Young Werther
Watch you what you say about Mel our new Hero.. especially in a few weeks!
89
posted on
02/05/2004 9:14:48 PM PST
by
missyme
To: ArcLight
Forget briney spears... here's the next Bond girl (if I had a vote): Bridget Moynahan
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800361306&cf=pg&photoid=432647&intl=us
Trajan88
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posted on
02/05/2004 9:18:15 PM PST
by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
To: ArcLight
Britney as Bond Bondage Girl?
To: Luke Skyfreeper
OK, one more! One more!
Gosh, this is addictive. After this one, I've got to get to bed.
Anita Talent.
92
posted on
02/05/2004 9:19:28 PM PST
by
Luke Skyfreeper
(For your post: Michael <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com">miserable failure</a> Moore)
To: Luke Skyfreeper
Eileen Forward.
To: missyme
I dunno. I just have a 'thing' for her...
To: general_re
Ooh... That's good. You got post 69 too! Britney's hot. Oofa!
To: chookter
Blonde, Fames Blonde
96
posted on
02/05/2004 9:26:47 PM PST
by
breakem
To: chookter
Yeah I am sure I know what thing that is and it's sure not your brain...I don't know my party days were in the 80's and it was very different from what is going on now..
97
posted on
02/05/2004 9:28:39 PM PST
by
missyme
To: ArcLight
I'm so glad I atarted this thread. Whether you guys agree with my tastes in women, or not, this is the funniest thing I've read in quite awhile. Y'all are sick!
_____________________
Ms. Bulldagger
1st Lesbo-Bond girl...
Alota LipSync
To: ArcLight
The REAL James Bond!
100
posted on
02/05/2004 9:31:15 PM PST
by
shiva
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