Britney as Bond Girl? Aieeee!!

Houston Chronicle ^ | 2/5/2004

[ArcLight]

Hoping to follow former Bond girls such as Halle Berry, Jane Seymour and Ursula Andress, Britney Spears met in London recently with the producers of the James Bond movies, reportedly at her request.

Spears' Web site says she has signed on to produce and star in an adaptation of author Tobi Tobin's Door to Door, in which she will play a teenager trying to catch her big break in Hollywood.

[Cogadh na Sith]

Are you one of the 12 yr old freepers?

Yes. Going on 12 for the 3rd time.

[Charles Henrickson]

Spears in a Bond film

Already been done:

[Kirkwood]

Leggs McSpreadem

Anna Slutbynite

Olga Mybody

Sno Brains

[missyme]

LOL... She's a girl look or she's your version of Class Act Woman?

[Kirkwood]

Heidi Ho

Okay, I'm done!

[Clinging Bitterly]

Perhaps she has the talent for it, we'll see when and if she ever does a movie. Though I don't much care for her music, I find her pleasing to the eye. If it turns out she can act she'll sell some tickets.

[MilspecRob]

"soiling a Bond movie" ?????

This is the film series that , what in 1967 gave us.."I'm Pussy Galore" LOL.

Its a flick out to make book i.e Box office. Hence a great draw & cool if they can book her!

[Luke Skyfreeper]

The new Bond Girl: Atherell Arnot

[general_re]

Jiggly McSilicone. Chastity Unknown. Fellatia Jailbait.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Anne-Eddy Ott...

rotfl.

[FLcitizen]

Ima Skank

[oyez]

Jil StJohn was a Bond girl. Could she act? I don't think anybody noticed.

[FLcitizen]

Iwasabride Alittlewhile

[Shooter 2.5]

I had a conversation with a friend and I mentioned that some of the Roger Moore films never made sense. It seemed like the only reason he was at a particular location was just for a scenic view and it didn't have anything to do with the plot. Sure enough, I made sure I studied the plot and Bond was supposed to talk to an agent and he went half way around the world to have a five minute discussion. No one had a phone?

This last one with Brosnon was only good for the first half hour. Everything he did to defeat the bad guy was so bad, it wouldn't have been believable for a Saturday morning cartoon.

[SerpentDove]

LOL

I agree.

[COEXERJ145]

[Nov3]

Yeah, like you wouldn't feel pretty good about an afternoon with that.

[Nov3]

Oh, stop your whinning..... I've seen far worse Bond Girls than Brittany. Remember when Grace Jones was one? I've never been that desperate.

I remember watching that movie and thinking that this is the bottom.

[Major_Risktaker]

What will her Bond-girl name be?

Ms. Virginot

[ArcLight]

I'm so glad I atarted this thread. Whether you guys agree with my tastes in women, or not, this is the funniest thing I've read in quite awhile. Y'all are sick!