[holyscroller]

I was in Indianapolis this past week and the driver who took me to the airport proudly mentioned that "one of their local girls moved here to Washington and got herself elected to Congress." (He was snickering, and it was obvious he thought she pulled one over on the dumb local hicks.) He said her father was a big Democrat in Indiana. I said "that must be Maria Cantwell. In Washington, she's known as Maria Cant-do-well, and she made it into the papers when she appeared nearly naked as a belly dancer at at Halloween party. I wonder if her daddy saw that one?" That shut him up.

[Impy]

"I said "that must be Maria Cantwell. In Washington, she's known as Maria Cant-do-well,"

I can think of a better nickhame for her but I don't think I'm allowed to post it here.