'Dear John' Letter # 1,014:
C'mon, Johnny Boy - ya really canna blame tha Liberal Dems. Where's yer compassion, man?!
It is becoming apparent they are *victims* of Mad Brain Disease, fed so long with tainted information.
Everyone knows it causes memory loss, faulty remaining memory, paranoia, and often, borderline dementia.
Sad....so sad....they seek a cure in the voting booths of America, chewing chads frantically; by causing taxes to soar; through lowering moral values; and through undisguised loathing, especially in connection with anything vaguely resembling a Bush.
Pity them, no longer having Joycelyn Elders in as Surgeon General to confer upon this horrible disease a CDC Stamp of Approval for Super Special Benefits.
Why, think of all the reparations they could collect from us loathsome conservatives if it could be declarred we caused it in the first place??!! No doubt in the form of a new "Mad Brain Disease Tax" placed upon every voter who does not vote 'their way!'
Joining you, however, in your warm tribute to President Ronald Reagan, remembering well the 22% interest rates Jimmah Cahtah brought - still shuddering at the effect it had on us adults.....
The day he stood at the Berlin Wall and demanded it be brought down was a wonderful turning point in the Cold War, in which we were immersed so deeply.
America asks God to bless you and Mrs. Reagan.
By the way, Johnny Boy, we owe you a *SALUTE* as
Hugs 'n stuff,
LadyX